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Rule number 5 You're an idiot
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Wedding Crashers

"You're an idiot"

John Beckwith:
Rule No.5: "You're an idiot"

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Rule number 5 You're an idiot
Available in 4 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
1,886
Timestamp in Movie
01:40:50
Uploaded
Mar 07, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Cleary.

Actors

Owen Wilson
John Beckwith
Owen Wilson
What's the rule about walking away Never walk away on a crasher in a funny jacketRule number 115 - Wedding Crashers 00:09
What's the rule about walking away Never walk away on a...
This is John. - Wedding Crashers 00:24
This is John.
Johnny. - Wedding Crashers 00:16
Johnny.
Get it? - Wedding Crashers 00:32
Get it?
Are you not getting enough attention - Wedding Crashers 00:06
Are you not getting enough attention
Love doesn't exist That's what I'm trying to tell you guysAnd I'm not picking on lovebecause I don't think friendship exists either - Wedding Crashers 00:09
Love doesn't exist That's what I'm trying to...
Hey! Shout! Shout! Put your hands up and shout! - Wedding Crashers 00:07
Hey! Shout! Shout! Put your hands up and shout!
Gloria I've been doing a lot of soul searching latelyand I think that I'm ready to take um this relationshipour relationship to the next levelTo what the next level of the relationship would beJeremy Jeremy Is that goodI am so ready to take it to the next - Wedding Crashers 00:42
Gloria I've been doing a lot of soul searching...
I mean don't you think that's really soonWell you know Gloria She's impetuousHas to have what she wants when she wants itWell we had to give her a Sweet 16on her 13th birthday You remember that - Wedding Crashers 00:15
I mean don't you think that's really soonWell you...
Um... Well, I could go with the tall tapered arrangement......with tulips and freesias and orchids.. - Wedding Crashers 00:23
Um... Well, I could go with the tall tapered...
...we have no way of knowing what lays ahead for us in the future. - Wedding Crashers 00:22
...we have no way of knowing what lays ahead for us in the...
Happy birthday. - Wedding Crashers 00:10
Happy birthday.
Listen I'm getting marriedGet out WhatYou just said that you were happy for me I'm hanging by a threadI'm reading don't kill myself booksYou said it wasn't yours Don't worry about the bookIt isn't mine but I glanced at itJohn you've been my friend for 16 - Wedding Crashers 00:29
Listen I'm getting marriedGet out WhatYou just said...
- It'd mean a lot to me if you came. - Wedding Crashers 00:16
- It'd mean a lot to me if you came.
- Yeah? - Hi, is Chazz here? - Wedding Crashers 00:14
- Yeah? - Hi, is Chazz here?
Pick up your fucking skateboard - Wedding Crashers 00:05
Pick up your fucking skateboard
What the fuck do you want - Wedding Crashers 00:04
What the fuck do you want
Come here brother Give me a hugBring it in for the real thing - Wedding Crashers 00:08
Come here brother Give me a hugBring it in for the real...
I almost numchucked you you don't even realize - Wedding Crashers 00:04
I almost numchucked you you don't even realize
So how's my protégéJeremy boy he Yeah J boneJ bone is Believe it or not he's getting marriedWhatWhat an idiotOh what a loserGood Good More for me and you - Wedding Crashers 00:22
So how's my protégéJeremy boy he Yeah J boneJ bone is...