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"Weekend at Bernie's" quotes

Weekend at Bernie's poster
Two losers try to pretend that their murdered employer is really alive, leading the hitman to attempt to track him down to finish him off.

Director: Ted Kotcheff
Writer: Robert Klane
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, crime
Year: 1989
MetaScore: 32/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $30,218,387
Released: 05 Jul 1989
Awards: 1 nomination

35 video clips

Richard ParkerLarry WilsonTawnyMuggerPaulie, Vito's Hit ManGwen SaundersBernie LomaxJack Parker, Richard's DadSecurity OfficerBeach Bum
We haven't seen him - Weekend at Bernie's 01:46 We haven't seen him What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you - Weekend at Bernie's 00:06 What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend... How do you like that The guy gets laid more dead than I do alive - Weekend at Bernie's 00:06 How do you like that The guy gets laid more dead than I do... Richard Parker and I stole this money from the company - Weekend at Bernie's 00:35 Richard Parker and I stole this money from the company Company - Weekend at Bernie's 00:26 Company What are you doing We're friends of Bernie's - Weekend at Bernie's 00:06 What are you doing We're friends of Bernie's It's all right You're doing very well - Weekend at Bernie's 00:04 It's all right You're doing very well You think it's safe to go in the water No better not - Weekend at Bernie's 00:11 You think it's safe to go in the water No better not No I'm not going anywhere until you tell me what is going on - Weekend at Bernie's 00:36 No I'm not going anywhere until you tell me what is... I have an idea What is it - Weekend at Bernie's 00:16 I have an idea What is it Jesus That guy - Weekend at Bernie's 00:21 Jesus That guy And I lose again - Weekend at Bernie's 00:33 And I lose again I give it an 8 3 - Weekend at Bernie's 00:04 I give it an 8 3 A little brownnosing ass kissing to work our way up that corporate ladder - Weekend at Bernie's 00:08 A little brownnosing ass kissing to work our way up that... That is good This is very good - Weekend at Bernie's 00:37 That is good This is very good There's a man in his underwear in your kitchen - Weekend at Bernie's 00:36 There's a man in his underwear in your kitchen Let's go to the beach No - Weekend at Bernie's 00:32 Let's go to the beach No Paddling in the Atlantic Ocean - Weekend at Bernie's 00:35 Paddling in the Atlantic Ocean All I am saying is why don't we just pretend he didn't die - Weekend at Bernie's 00:11 All I am saying is why don't we just pretend he... Bernie is waiting for us - Weekend at Bernie's 00:10 Bernie is waiting for us You in here Lomax You little bastard - Weekend at Bernie's 00:19 You in here Lomax You little bastard Do it This is good - Weekend at Bernie's 00:05 Do it This is good Give me your money and your wallets - Weekend at Bernie's 00:10 Give me your money and your wallets All of this could be yours if you set your goals and work hard - Weekend at Bernie's 00:42 All of this could be yours if you set your goals and work... Hi guys Hi - Weekend at Bernie's 00:20 Hi guys Hi Man overboard What - Weekend at Bernie's 00:04 Man overboard What You are a half hour late Only a half hour - Weekend at Bernie's 00:11 You are a half hour late Only a half hour It's just Bernie - Weekend at Bernie's 00:03 It's just Bernie Hot enough for you Larry - Weekend at Bernie's 00:08 Hot enough for you Larry Okay now we could call the police we could do that - Weekend at Bernie's 00:11 Okay now we could call the police we could do that

Cast

Larry Wilson - Andrew McCarthy
Richard Parker - Jonathan Silverman
Gwen Saunders - Catherine Mary Stewart
Bernie Lomax - Terry Kiser
Paulie, Vito's Hit Man - Don Calfa
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