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Richard Parker:
Paddling... In the Atlantic Ocean... On a dead body. This is now the perfect weekend. It started when I almost broke my leg jumping on a moving ferry. I get to this beautiful beach and my host... Sorry! He's dead! I fell down a lighthouse. I had a corpse wash up next to me on the shore. I then I find out that my dead boss? He's not only a thief; he wants to kill me! I almost drown. The girl of my dreams now thinks I'm a raving lunatic. And now we're going back to the house of death. Larry Wilson:
Great weekend, huh? Richard Parker:
Great weekend!
Paddling... In the Atlantic Ocean... On a dead body. This is now the perfect weekend. It started when I almost broke my leg jumping on a moving ferry. I get to this beautiful beach and my host... Sorry! He's dead! I fell down a lighthouse. I had a corpse wash up next to me on the shore. I then I find out that my dead boss? He's not only a thief; he wants to kill me! I almost drown. The girl of my dreams now thinks I'm a raving lunatic. And now we're going back to the house of death. Larry Wilson:
Great weekend, huh? Richard Parker:
Great weekend!
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Paddling in the Atlantic Ocean
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on a dead body I'm getting swimmer's ear
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This is now the perfect weekend
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It started when I almost broke my leg jumping on a moving ferry
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I get to this beautiful beach and my host Sorry he's dead
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Hampton Island
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Checkers Excuse me sir Is this your launch
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Come on let's go Don't rush
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Come on
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Movie Summary
Two losers try to pretend that their murdered employer is really alive, leading the hitman to attempt to track him down to finish him off.

