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Welcome to Flatch

A documentary film crew follows a group of young adults and their current concerns, in their small town. The crew focus is the daily lives of cousins Kelly and Shrub Mallet and their idiosyncratic surroundings.

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- It's just...
- Please don't say, "No." - Welcome to Flatch

- It's just... - Please don't say, "No."

Yeah, my aunt--
so Shrub's mom-- - Welcome to Flatch

Yeah, my aunt-- so Shrub's mom--

I don't even know
if I like the guy. - Welcome to Flatch

I don't even know if I like the guy.

No, I got it.
It's my job, so... - Welcome to Flatch

No, I got it. It's my job, so...

He seems like a smart,
capable guy, - Welcome to Flatch

He seems like a smart, capable guy,

Kelly has this group
of seventh-grade kids - Welcome to Flatch

Kelly has this group of seventh-grade kids

What's my definition of fun?
Oh, cleaning out the attic. - Welcome to Flatch

What's my definition of fun? Oh, cleaning out the attic...

I'm sure. - Welcome to Flatch

I guess you could say that kiss
we shared in grade school - Welcome to Flatch

I guess you could say that kiss we shared in grade school

- I'm in.
- Oh. No, I didn't-- - Welcome to Flatch

- I'm in. - Oh. No, I didn't--

This small bust of Jane Austen
could crack a skull. - Welcome to Flatch

This small bust of Jane Austen could crack a skull.

Bye, Kelly.
Happy birthday. - Welcome to Flatch

Bye, Kelly. Happy birthday.

You just take out
the sample kit - Welcome to Flatch

You just take out the sample kit

He has too much love,
if that makes sense. - Welcome to Flatch

He has too much love, if that makes sense.

You have no idea
how many people can't look - Welcome to Flatch

You have no idea how many people can't look

I heard she's in Borneo
rescuing baby monkeys. - Welcome to Flatch

I heard she's in Borneo rescuing baby monkeys.

Okay, uh, how about you meet us
in Auburndale field - Welcome to Flatch

Okay, uh, how about you meet us in Auburndale field

♪ Yahweh - Welcome to Flatch

I mean, look at him.
He's basically irresistible... - Welcome to Flatch

I mean, look at him. He's basically irresistible...

Here.
Don't lose that, okay? - Welcome to Flatch

Here. Don't lose that, okay?

Ooh, I got to get
to the Post Office - Welcome to Flatch

Ooh, I got to get to the Post Office

So let me ask you do you know
any of the following-- - Welcome to Flatch

So let me ask you do you know any of the following--

Joe's out playing golf
and we're both fighting over - Welcome to Flatch

Joe's out playing golf and we're both fighting ove...

And let's just get better at
knowing my needs a little bit. - Welcome to Flatch

And let's just get better at knowing my needs a little ...

Costume provided;
snacks will not be, - Welcome to Flatch

Costume provided; snacks will not be,

Anyways, about a year ago, - Welcome to Flatch

Anyways, about a year ago,

Man, I--
I really miss doing this stuff. - Welcome to Flatch

Man, I-- I really miss doing this stuff.

So his real name's
actually Lloyd. - Welcome to Flatch

So his real name's actually Lloyd.

I once had to buy my own hat
back from Goodwill, - Welcome to Flatch

I once had to buy my own hat back from Goodwill,

♪ Yahweh - Welcome to Flatch

Why does everyone care
about a party - Welcome to Flatch

Why does everyone care about a party

And this right here
is Banana-rama. - Welcome to Flatch

And this right here is Banana-rama.

This is some patriarchy - Welcome to Flatch

This is some patriarchy

Yeah, his dad drank
a lot of Busch beer, - Welcome to Flatch

Yeah, his dad drank a lot of Busch beer,

Beth is a complicated
and fascinating creature. - Welcome to Flatch

Beth is a complicated and fascinating creature.

I mean, it's-it's
seriously like I have - Welcome to Flatch

I mean, it's-it's seriously like I have

- In the community room?
- Yes. She asked me - Welcome to Flatch

- In the community room? - Yes. She asked me

You just bring
each trick out, - Welcome to Flatch

You just bring each trick out,

I'm just roasting you, padre. - Welcome to Flatch

I'm just roasting you, padre.

Yeah, and so they
started calling me Shrub, - Welcome to Flatch

Yeah, and so they started calling me Shrub,

More like bye line." - Welcome to Flatch

More like bye line."

Yeah, no, I don't wanna.
Let's play hooky. - Welcome to Flatch

Yeah, no, I don't wanna. Let's play hooky.

♪ Highway - Welcome to Flatch

I asked you two months ago - Welcome to Flatch

I asked you two months ago

I hired Blind Billy to work
out at my farm, - Welcome to Flatch

I hired Blind Billy to work out at my farm,

But, like, he left
when I was a baby, so... - Welcome to Flatch

But, like, he left when I was a baby, so...

Well, well, well,
if it isn't the old so-and-sos - Welcome to Flatch

Well, well, well, if it isn't the old so-and-sos

You got a strong reflex game.
I can work with that. - Welcome to Flatch

You got a strong reflex game. I can work with that.

♪ Yahweh - Welcome to Flatch

Kelly, there's a lot
of seniors in our church, - Welcome to Flatch

Kelly, there's a lot of seniors in our church,

Hi, cutie girlie.
I'm here to give you - Welcome to Flatch

Hi, cutie girlie. I'm here to give you

Your dad sent me a picture
of his - Welcome to Flatch

Your dad sent me a picture of his

I am utterly smitten with Beth. - Welcome to Flatch

I am utterly smitten with Beth.

Okay, well, that doesn't matter - Welcome to Flatch

Okay, well, that doesn't matter

It's am-- - Welcome to Flatch

He's got one of
my daughters pregnant - Welcome to Flatch

He's got one of my daughters pregnant

Look, this better not be
another dying kid, - Welcome to Flatch

Look, this better not be another dying kid,

Then, he sent a text saying,
"Sorry, wrong number." - Welcome to Flatch

Then, he sent a text saying, "Sorry, wrong number."...

I just can't believe
you would take my dream - Welcome to Flatch

I just can't believe you would take my dream

It was Mickey's idea to do
the hats and the pedicure. - Welcome to Flatch

It was Mickey's idea to do the hats and the pedicure.

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la-la ♪ - Welcome to Flatch

♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪

Okay. Yes.
Shrub is fully not a woman, - Welcome to Flatch

Okay. Yes. Shrub is fully not a woman,

Oh, look out,
there's one of those - Welcome to Flatch

Oh, look out, there's one of those

I wouldn't be caught dead
in the woods out by highway 17. - Welcome to Flatch

I wouldn't be caught dead in the woods out by highway 1...

Bessie has learned
how to find recipes online - Welcome to Flatch

Bessie has learned how to find recipes online

I literally had no idea - Welcome to Flatch

I literally had no idea

He claimed he knew
the history of Flatch - Welcome to Flatch

He claimed he knew the history of Flatch

I always wanted
a gay best friend. - Welcome to Flatch

I always wanted a gay best friend.

Dylan, pick up your phone. - Welcome to Flatch

Dylan, pick up your phone.

They are haunted
by the Melon Head Twins. - Welcome to Flatch

They are haunted by the Melon Head Twins.

Oh, and this very
special person is Cheryl. - Welcome to Flatch

Oh, and this very special person is Cheryl.

- Oh! Nice shot, buddy, yeah.
- Oh! - Welcome to Flatch

- Oh! Nice shot, buddy, yeah. - Oh!

But I need to be in the
nativity in like ten minutes, - Welcome to Flatch

But I need to be in the nativity in like ten minutes,

Kelly! Hey! - Welcome to Flatch

Okay, remember,
Beth's party starts at 2:00 - Welcome to Flatch

Okay, remember, Beth's party starts at 2:00

So the Melon Head Twins
are these two twins - Welcome to Flatch

So the Melon Head Twins are these two twins

And thanks to Shrub,
Len got on a dating website, - Welcome to Flatch

And thanks to Shrub, Len got on a dating website,

The gardening club's - Welcome to Flatch

The gardening club's

Yeah. - Welcome to Flatch

I know you don't have
any money, - Welcome to Flatch

I know you don't have any money,

Both Cynthia and I love pie, - Welcome to Flatch

Both Cynthia and I love pie,

I'm, like, super exhausted, - Welcome to Flatch

I'm, like, super exhausted,

Also, we went paper
on the bags, - Welcome to Flatch

Also, we went paper on the bags,

Um, hello, Mandy.
Uh, that's great. - Welcome to Flatch

Um, hello, Mandy. Uh, that's great.

They became violent and burned
the whole place down, - Welcome to Flatch

They became violent and burned the whole place down,

Did you remember to change out
those buffet warmers - Welcome to Flatch

Did you remember to change out those buffet warmers

Nice mouth, 434 Oak Street! - Welcome to Flatch

Nice mouth, 434 Oak Street!

Man, it almost feels
like you like Beth - Welcome to Flatch

Man, it almost feels like you like Beth

Kel, hey, hey, I hate
to ask again, - Welcome to Flatch

Kel, hey, hey, I hate to ask again,

That's her. - Welcome to Flatch

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A documentary film crew follows a group of young adults and their current concerns, in their small town. The crew focus is the daily lives of cousins Kelly and Shrub Mallet and their idiosyncratic surroundings.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: N/A

Writer: Jenny Bicks

Production:

Genre: comedy

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.7

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Released: 17 Mar 2022

Awards: 2 nominations

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