I'll buy you a broom and a dustpan

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
I got a business proposition for you. Mallory:
Oh? Well, I told you that I don't do porn tapes. And I'm not gonna fuck your German Shepherd. I'm not going to Tokyo to turn tricks. Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
Can I just talk for a minute? Mallory:
Yes, but the answer's no. Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
I'll give you $100 a day to stay at your place. Mallory:
[shocked]
What? Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
$100 a day if I can stay at your place. I don't like hotels. Mallory:
No pussy? Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
No. Mallory:
And I don't do anal either. Just so you know. Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
[laughing]
Thank God there's something you don't do. Mallory:
Um, so $100 a day and you just live at my house? Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
Yep. Mallory:
So you'll be my sugar daddy? [Doug shrugs] Mallory:
You know what that is? Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
Kind of. Mallory:
[laughs]
You'll buy me cool things? Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
I'll buy you a broom and a dustpan