THAT'S! COMEDY!
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Professor Screweyes:
Hey Stubbs! Where do you think you're goin'? Get back here! Stubbs the Clown:
Oh, I forgot to tell ya... I quit! I quit! Ha! I resign! Are you gettin' this completely in your ear? I am PROFOUNDLY outta here! And this ain't about money. I ain't even complaining about my dry cleaning bill. But hang around with elephants all day and try to keep YOUR clothes clean! [audience laughs] Stubbs the Clown:
But that's not the point. The point is, I quit. Quittski! Over-and-outski! That's all she wrote! KEEP MY LAST CHECK, BUDDY! [hands each item to Screweyes as he mentions it] Stubbs the Clown:
Here's my shoes, my nose, my horn, my buzzer, my fake arm, my bug-eye glasses, my backstage passes, my hat, my rabbit, HIS backstage passes, my fake fangs, a few birds, my pogo stick, my donkey ears, my extending tounge gag, my rubber chicken; Ya can't even get these anymore; my lucky whale tooth, and a giant clam that opens to reveal the American flag held by a mermaid and her normal brother, Richard! [audience laughing] Stubbs the Clown:
SO LONG! Oh, and by the way, in case you're wondering why I'm talking and they're laughing, let me explain it to ya... Stubbs the Clown:
[Screams]
THAT'S! COMEDY!
Hey Stubbs! Where do you think you're goin'? Get back here! Stubbs the Clown:
Oh, I forgot to tell ya... I quit! I quit! Ha! I resign! Are you gettin' this completely in your ear? I am PROFOUNDLY outta here! And this ain't about money. I ain't even complaining about my dry cleaning bill. But hang around with elephants all day and try to keep YOUR clothes clean! [audience laughs] Stubbs the Clown:
But that's not the point. The point is, I quit. Quittski! Over-and-outski! That's all she wrote! KEEP MY LAST CHECK, BUDDY! [hands each item to Screweyes as he mentions it] Stubbs the Clown:
Here's my shoes, my nose, my horn, my buzzer, my fake arm, my bug-eye glasses, my backstage passes, my hat, my rabbit, HIS backstage passes, my fake fangs, a few birds, my pogo stick, my donkey ears, my extending tounge gag, my rubber chicken; Ya can't even get these anymore; my lucky whale tooth, and a giant clam that opens to reveal the American flag held by a mermaid and her normal brother, Richard! [audience laughing] Stubbs the Clown:
SO LONG! Oh, and by the way, in case you're wondering why I'm talking and they're laughing, let me explain it to ya... Stubbs the Clown:
[Screams]
THAT'S! COMEDY!
Full Transcript
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Hey Stubbs where do you think you're going
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Get back here
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Oh I forgot to tell you I quit
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I quit I resign
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Get this completely in your ear
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I am profoundly out of here
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And this ain't about money
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I ain't even complaining about my dry cleaning bill
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But hang around with elephants all day
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and try to keep your clothes clean
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But that's not the point
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Movie Summary
A time traveling scientist goes back to prehistoric times and feeds dinosaurs a magic cereal that increases their intelligence - next they land in modern New York City for a series of comic adventures.
Actors
Professor Screweyes
Stubbs The Clown
