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"We're the Millers" quotes

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A veteran pot dealer creates a fake family as part of his plan to move a huge shipment of weed into the U.S. from Mexico.

Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber
Writer: Bob Fisher, Steve Faber, Sean Anders
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 2013
MetaScore: 44/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $150,394,119
Released: 07 Aug 2013
Awards: 4 wins & 17 nominations
Shit is someone here - We're the Millers 00:33 Shit is someone here He just hit me in the fucking face Will you march No one wants to hear - We're the Millers 00:06 He just hit me in the fucking face Will you march No one... All right Okay Can I help you - We're the Millers 00:21 All right Okay Can I help you Yank or put behind the ear - We're the Millers 00:37 Yank or put behind the ear You are making 500 000 and you were only gonna pay me 30 - We're the Millers 00:15 You are making 500 000 and you were only gonna pay me 30 These assholes are trying to steal my iPhone - We're the Millers 00:09 These assholes are trying to steal my iPhone Yeah I'm going through all those typical teenage girl issues like - We're the Millers 00:18 Yeah I'm going through all those typical teenage girl... Okay what are we doing today - We're the Millers 00:32 Okay what are we doing today Here to pick up Casey know what I'm saying - We're the Millers 00:08 Here to pick up Casey know what I'm saying Hey David - We're the Millers 00:20 Hey David Hey Rose I know you're technically on break but I need a lap dance Table five - We're the Millers 00:21 Hey Rose I know you're technically on break but I need... So now you're gonna become an even bigger drug dealer - We're the Millers 00:14 So now you're gonna become an even bigger drug dealer Oh you're such a dick - We're the Millers 00:11 Oh you're such a dick All right Casey you can buy a house and run away from it - We're the Millers 00:05 All right Casey you can buy a house and run away from it Come on she's gonna be fine - We're the Millers 00:10 Come on she's gonna be fine You put your hands on her again - We're the Millers 00:51 You put your hands on her again We are not the Brady Bunch - We're the Millers 00:06 We are not the Brady Bunch What did she say What the fuck do you think She said no - We're the Millers 00:14 What did she say What the fuck do you think She said no We're at the Corrales Regional Medical Center in Buttfuck New Mexico - We're the Millers 00:17 We're at the Corrales Regional Medical Center in... Lord we thank thee for the blessing of this family vacation - We're the Millers 00:25 Lord we thank thee for the blessing of this family vacation I think Snoop Dogg would fuck this fridge - We're the Millers 00:07 I think Snoop Dogg would fuck this fridge Mind your fucking business old man Oh my God You're a dude Ha ha - We're the Millers 00:11 Mind your fucking business old man Oh my God You're a... Whoa what the fuck is that - We're the Millers 00:15 Whoa what the fuck is that You're drug dealers - We're the Millers 00:11 You're drug dealers We are all officially international drug smugglers Add it to the resume - We're the Millers 00:07 We are all officially international drug smugglers Add it to... Ow ow Ow ow ow - We're the Millers 00:28 Ow ow Ow ow ow Listen this is a fucked up situation But I might have a win win for both of us - We're the Millers 00:20 Listen this is a fucked up situation But I might have a win... Oh really Neighbor You're not a neighbor - We're the Millers 00:14 Oh really Neighbor You're not a neighbor Who the fuck is Pablo Chacon I am - We're the Millers 00:11 Who the fuck is Pablo Chacon I am You kiss a lot better than my sister Hey - We're the Millers 00:05 You kiss a lot better than my sister Hey Oh great Rose I'm glad I caught you - We're the Millers 00:47 Oh great Rose I'm glad I caught you But it's late - We're the Millers 00:46 But it's late Don't even do it for you Do it for the girls For Rose and Casey - We're the Millers 00:45 Don't even do it for you Do it for the girls For Rose... Leave her alone - We're the Millers 00:08 Leave her alone You dance super good Thanks - We're the Millers 00:45 You dance super good Thanks Not gonna die Tell us what's going on - We're the Millers 00:27 Not gonna die Tell us what's going on I'm just getting some singing lessons from my main man Ben Folds Five - We're the Millers 00:46 I'm just getting some singing lessons from my main man... All right Casey you can buy a house and run away from it - We're the Millers 00:05 All right Casey you can buy a house and run away from it All vehicles, please proceed
slowly in assigned lanes... - We're the Millers 00:20 All vehicles, please proceed slowly in assigned lanes... Are you okay - We're the Millers 00:19 Are you okay Can't believe you were gonna suck
that guy's dick. Come on, let's go. - We're the Millers 00:05 Can't believe you were gonna suck that guy's dick.... Casey, make good choices! - We're the Millers 00:16 Casey, make good choices! Come on she's gonna be fine - We're the Millers 00:10 Come on she's gonna be fine Coochie, coochie, coochie! - We're the Millers 00:21 Coochie, coochie, coochie! - Do you know how to drive this?
- No. - We're the Millers 00:33 - Do you know how to drive this? - No. Don't even do it for you Do it for the girls For Rose and Casey - We're the Millers 00:45 Don't even do it for you Do it for the girls For Rose... He'll come back. - We're the Millers 00:10 He'll come back. Here we go. Everybody
just be cool. All right? - We're the Millers 00:30 Here we go. Everybody just be cool. All right? Here to pick up Casey know what I'm saying - We're the Millers 00:08 Here to pick up Casey know what I'm saying Hey David - We're the Millers 00:20 Hey David Hey Rose I know you're technically on break but I need a lap dance Table five - We're the Millers 00:22 Hey Rose I know you're technically on break but I need... Hey! - We're the Millers 00:12 Hey! I'm-a take my skirt, boot, rings
All off. - We're the Millers 00:21 I'm-a take my skirt, boot, rings All off. Senior Chacon. - We're the Millers 00:32 Senior Chacon. - There you are.
- I don't care. - We're the Millers 00:25 - There you are. - I don't care. Wait. You go in.
I'll keep a lookout, okay? Good. - We're the Millers 00:23 Wait. You go in. I'll keep a lookout, okay? Good. I'd like to think I taught him that. - We're the Millers 00:23 I'd like to think I taught him that. It's a great place. - We're the Millers 00:05 It's a great place. It's all here - We're the Millers 01:00 It's all here Kenny! Kenny, give me the wheel! - We're the Millers 00:25 Kenny! Kenny, give me the wheel! Last chance. I'm gonna search this vehicle
top to bottom. - We're the Millers 00:11 Last chance. I'm gonna search this vehicle top to botto... Listen this is a fucked up situation But I might have a win win for both of us - We're the Millers 00:20 Listen this is a fucked up situation But I might have a win... Lord we thank thee for the blessing of this family vacation - We're the Millers 00:25 Lord we thank thee for the blessing of this family vacation Oh my God I'm gonna die - We're the Millers 00:32 Oh my God I'm gonna die Oh really Neighbor You're not a neighbor - We're the Millers 00:15 Oh really Neighbor You're not a neighbor Okay what are we doing today - We're the Millers 00:32 Okay what are we doing today Plus I haven't gotten my period in two months - We're the Millers 00:09 Plus I haven't gotten my period in two months So now you're gonna become an even bigger drug dealer - We're the Millers 00:09 So now you're gonna become an even bigger drug dealer Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! - We're the Millers 00:09 Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! That was okay. Now more tongue. - We're the Millers 00:25 That was okay. Now more tongue. That poor kid.
Well, you should go talk to him. - We're the Millers 00:17 That poor kid. Well, you should go talk to him. These assholes are trying to steal my iPhone - We're the Millers 00:11 These assholes are trying to steal my iPhone - This is a little more than a smidge.
- Oh, dear. - We're the Millers 00:25 - This is a little more than a smidge. - Oh, dear. We are all officially international drug smugglers Add it to the resume - We're the Millers 00:07 We are all officially international drug smugglers Add it to... We are not the Brady Bunch - We're the Millers 00:06 We are not the Brady Bunch We got runners! - We're the Millers 00:11 We got runners! Well, Mr. Chacon, on behalf
of the United States of America... - We're the Millers 00:24 Well, Mr. Chacon, on behalf of the United States of America.... We're at the Corrales Regional Medical Center in Buttfuck New Mexico - We're the Millers 00:17 We're at the Corrales Regional Medical Center in... What did she say What the fuck do you think She said no - We're the Millers 00:14 What did she say What the fuck do you think She said no What the fuck is this? - We're the Millers 00:11 What the fuck is this? What is this? - We're the Millers 00:18 What is this? Who the fuck is Pablo Chacon I am - We're the Millers 00:11 Who the fuck is Pablo Chacon I am Whoa. - We're the Millers 00:23 Whoa. Whoa - We're the Millers 00:08 Whoa Whoa what the fuck is that - We're the Millers 00:15 Whoa what the fuck is that Yo, girl! - We're the Millers 00:20 Yo, girl! You dance super good Thanks - We're the Millers 00:45 You dance super good Thanks You kiss a lot better than my sister Hey - We're the Millers 00:05 You kiss a lot better than my sister Hey You're drug dealers - We're the Millers 00:11 You're drug dealers

Cast

Rose O'Reilly - Jennifer Aniston
David Clark - Jason Sudeikis
Casey Mathis - Emma Roberts
Kenny Rossmore - Will Poulter
Brad Gurdlinger - Ed Helms