"We're the Millers" quotes

We're the Millers poster
A veteran pot dealer creates a fake family as part of his plan to move a huge shipment of weed into the U.S. from Mexico.

Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber
Writer: Bob Fisher, Steve Faber, Sean Anders
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 2013
MetaScore: 44/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $150,394,119
Released: 07 Aug 2013
Awards: 4 wins & 17 nominations

40 Clips

I'm just getting some singing lessons from my main man Ben Folds Five - We're the Millers 00:35
I'm just getting some singing lessons from my main man Ben...
Not gonna die Tell us what's going on - We're the Millers 00:26
Not gonna die Tell us what's going on
You dance super good Thanks - We're the Millers 00:36
You dance super good Thanks
Leave her alone - We're the Millers 00:05
Leave her alone
Don't even do it for you Do it for the girls For Rose and Casey - We're the Millers 00:33
Don't even do it for you Do it for the girls For Rose and...
But it's late - We're the Millers 00:36
But it's late
Oh great Rose I'm glad I caught you - We're the Millers 00:37
Oh great Rose I'm glad I caught you
Who the fuck is Pablo Chacon I am - We're the Millers 00:11
Who the fuck is Pablo Chacon I am
You kiss a lot better than my sister Hey - We're the Millers 00:05
You kiss a lot better than my sister Hey
Yank or put behind the ear - We're the Millers 00:37
Yank or put behind the ear
Oh really Neighbor You're not a neighbor - We're the Millers 00:14
Oh really Neighbor You're not a neighbor
Listen this is a fucked up situation But I might have a win win for both of us - We're the Millers 00:19
Listen this is a fucked up situation But I might have a win...
All right Okay Can I help you - We're the Millers 00:21
All right Okay Can I help you
All right Okay Can I help you - We're the Millers 00:20
All right Okay Can I help you
Ow ow Ow ow ow - We're the Millers 00:28
Ow ow Ow ow ow
He just hit me in the fucking face Will you march No one wants to hear - We're the Millers 00:06
He just hit me in the fucking face Will you march No one...
I mean you damn near sucked a guy's dick nine hours ago What are you shy now for - We're the Millers 00:06
I mean you damn near sucked a guy's dick nine hours ago What...
We are all officially international drug smugglers Add it to the resume - We're the Millers 00:06
We are all officially international drug smugglers Add it to...
You're drug dealers - We're the Millers 00:07
You're drug dealers
Shit is someone here - We're the Millers 00:33
Shit is someone here
I'm out of here I am out of here I quit - We're the Millers 00:19
I'm out of here I am out of here I quit
Whoa what the fuck is that - We're the Millers 00:15
Whoa what the fuck is that
Mind your fucking business old man Oh my God You're a dude Ha ha - We're the Millers 00:10
Mind your fucking business old man Oh my God You're a dude...
I think Snoop Dogg would fuck this fridge - We're the Millers 00:04
I think Snoop Dogg would fuck this fridge
Lord we thank thee for the blessing of this family vacation - We're the Millers 00:23
Lord we thank thee for the blessing of this family vacation
We're at the Corrales Regional Medical Center in Buttfuck New Mexico - We're the Millers 00:16
We're at the Corrales Regional Medical Center in Buttfuck...
We are not the Brady Bunch - We're the Millers 00:06
We are not the Brady Bunch
What did she say What the fuck do you think She said no - We're the Millers 00:13
What did she say What the fuck do you think She said no
You put your hands on her again - We're the Millers 00:37
You put your hands on her again
Come on she's gonna be fine - We're the Millers 00:09
Come on she's gonna be fine
All right Casey you can buy a house and run away from it - We're the Millers 00:05
All right Casey you can buy a house and run away from it
Oh you're such a dick - We're the Millers 00:11
Oh you're such a dick
So now you're gonna become an even bigger drug dealer - We're the Millers 00:07
So now you're gonna become an even bigger drug dealer
Hey Rose I know you're technically on break but I need a lap dance Table five - We're the Millers 00:16
Hey Rose I know you're technically on break but I need a lap...
Hey David - We're the Millers 00:19
Hey David
Here to pick up Casey know what I'm saying - We're the Millers 00:07
Here to pick up Casey know what I'm saying
Okay what are we doing today - We're the Millers 00:31
Okay what are we doing today
Yeah I'm going through all those typical teenage girl issues like - We're the Millers 00:17
Yeah I'm going through all those typical teenage girl issues...
These assholes are trying to steal my iPhone - We're the Millers 00:08
These assholes are trying to steal my iPhone
You are making 500 000 and you were only gonna pay me 30 - We're the Millers 00:13
You are making 500 000 and you were only gonna pay me 30

Cast

Rose O'Reilly - Jennifer Aniston
David Clark - Jason Sudeikis
Casey Mathis - Emma Roberts
Kenny Rossmore - Will Poulter
Brad Gurdlinger - Ed Helms
Don Fitzgerald - Nick Offerman
Edie Fitzgerald - Kathryn Hahn
Melissa Fitzgerald - Molly C. Quinn
Pablo Chacon - Tomer Sisley
One-Eye - Matthew Willig
Mexican Cop - Luis Guzmán
Rick Nathanson - Thomas Lennon
Scottie P. - Mark L. Young
Todd - Strip Club Owner - Ken Marino
Kymberly - Laura-Leigh
Brad's Receptionist - Crystal Nichol
Parking Cop - Dickson Obahor
White Bread Dad - Brett Gentile
White Bread Mom - Kelly Collins Lintz
Styist - Lynn Talley
Middle Aged Man - Alan Gilmer
TSA Agent - Sam Richardson
Flight Attendant #1 - Denielle Fisher Johnson
Flight Attendant #2 - Deborah Chavez
Border Guard #1 - Kevin Dorff
The Ultimate Border Guard - Rawson Marshall Thurber
Border Guard #3 - Kurt Grossi
White Gringo - Dave McElhaney
Sketchy Dude - Brendan Hunt
Doctor - Scott Adsit
Hospital Nurse - Vickie Eng
Hospital Receptionist - Lunden De'Leon
Gutter Punk #1 - Joey Nappo
Gutter Punk #2 - Joshua Mikel
Gutter Punk #3 - Matt Schweppe
Soccer Mom - Tonya Bludsworth
Dan Johnson - Matthew Cornwell
Business Man - Marcus Viscidi
Fair Goer - Andrea Alcorn
Fair Goer - James Alcorn
Airplane Passenger - Flora Amanda
Mexican Federali - SWAT - Martin Edward Andazola
Mexican Boarder Crosser - Loren Anthony
Drug Cartel - Joshua R. Aragon
Mexican Pedestrian - Lionel Archuleta
Fair Goer - Laura Avery
Strip Club Patron - Steve Baldwin
Fair Goer - Britani Ballard
Coffe Shop Patron - Del Baron
Pedestrian - Alyssa Bauman
Strip Club Cocktail Waitress - Christine Bear
Stripper - Jenique Bennett
Skateboard Kid - Addison Black
Hot Tub Bikini Girlfriend - Ashley Blankenship
Candle - Tiyana Blue
Pedestrian - Kristi Booher
Woman Hanging Laundry - Tina Borek
Mexican Border Police - Vernon Bradley
Fair Goer - Rachel Brewer
National Guard Solider - Steven Ray Byrd
Strip Club Patron - Frederick Carpenter
Teen Fair Goer - Chloe Cope
Male Teen - Joseph Cox
DEA Agent - Crystal M. Craven
Kidnapper - Robert Crayton
Mexican Boy - Stephen Crypest
National Guardsman - Jeremie Dalaba
Fair Goer - Christian Daniels
Hot Tub Girlfriend - Lindsay Davis
Pedestrian - Todd Davis
Girl in Airport - Anna Lee DeSaulniers
Airplane passenger - Yvette Fazio-Delaney
Strip Club Patron - Michael J. Flanagan
Creepy Trucker - Tait Fletcher
Self - Piano Teacher - Ben Folds
Pedestrian - William Frasca
Strip Club Patron - Gregory French
Fair Goer - Tyler Gene
Border Guard - Lawrence Gilligan
Child Peddler - Alex Gopal
Child Peddler - Julian Gopal
Neighbor - Randy Grazio
Fairgoer - Albert Guzman
Fair Goer - Rebecca Harran
Fairground visitor - Tom Hoads
Hospital Visitor - Joseph Milton Hodges Jr.
Hospital Visitor - Joseph Milton Hodges Sr.
Hospital Visitor - Nancy Rouse Hodges
Boarder Crosser - Karen M. Hudson
Cafe Patron - William Hutchings
Emma - Emma Jonnz
Fairgoer - Caroline Kahn
Club Patron - Joe W. Lacey
RV Driver - James E. Lane
Nerdy Kid - Justus Layne
Pedestrian - Saeri Lee
Stripper - Natalia Marie
Fair Goer - Cathy Mattson
Border Crosser - Crystal Miller
Fair Child - Jaxson Mitchell
Strip Club Bouncer - Brian Patrick Moize
Fair Goer - Monica Molina
Fair Goer - Joe Montanti
Airplane Passenger - Robb Moon
Airport Traveler Crosses - Justin D. Moore
Mexican Taxi Driver - Patrick V. Murphy
Coffee Shop Patron - David Pascua
Club Patron - Matt Perkinson
Jack - Vocal Group Member - Steve Perry
Strip Club Patron - Danny Pollack
Pedestrian - Tammy Rackley
Fair Goer - Ed Ricker
Fair Goer - Ellie Rodriguez
Fair Goer - Anthony Rosso
Fair Goer - Anthony J Sacco
Stilt Walker - John Henry Scott
Actor - Paul Shaplin
Fair Attendee - Amanda Quinn Sherrick
Border Crosser - Jack T. Silliman
Mexican Boy - Ben Silva
Upscale Bistro Diner - Bernard Sintim
Coffee Shop Patron - Nathan Marcus Smith
Fair Goer - Kelly Steelman
Airline Passenger - Michael E. Stogner
Tourist - Yvette Tapp
Fair Goer - Nick Thies
Strip Club Patron - Shane Thompson
Fairgoer - Melissa Veal
Fair Goer - Kathy Walton
Hospital Visitor - Millie Wannamaker
DEA Agent - Anthony Williams
Girl At Puppet Show Screaming - DanYa Williams
Border Crosser - Julian Wondolowski
Bouncer - Ben Yemba