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Caped Boy:
Excuse me, ladies. You may remember me as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head. My name is Keith Stat from Millburn, New Jersey. State bird, the mosquito. And as you may have heard, I am recently a crowned class B dungeon master. So if any of you would like to play D&D today, please speak now or forever hold your peace. [he chuckles, and there is an awkward silence at the table] Caped Boy:
Anyone? Alexa! [Alexa gives him a withering glare] Caped Boy:
Maybe you would like to join in? We do need a druid, and you have definitely cast a level 5 charm spell on me. Alexa:
In your dreams, douche-bag! Caped Boy:
Douche-bags are hygienic products; I take that as a compliment. Thank you. [Keith walks off] Alexa:
Ewww!
Excuse me, ladies. You may remember me as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head. My name is Keith Stat from Millburn, New Jersey. State bird, the mosquito. And as you may have heard, I am recently a crowned class B dungeon master. So if any of you would like to play D&D today, please speak now or forever hold your peace. [he chuckles, and there is an awkward silence at the table] Caped Boy:
Anyone? Alexa! [Alexa gives him a withering glare] Caped Boy:
Maybe you would like to join in? We do need a druid, and you have definitely cast a level 5 charm spell on me. Alexa:
In your dreams, douche-bag! Caped Boy:
Douche-bags are hygienic products; I take that as a compliment. Thank you. [Keith walks off] Alexa:
Ewww!
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Excuse me ladies You may remember me
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as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head
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My name is Keith Stack
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From Millburn New Jersey State bird the mosquito
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And as you may have heard I am recently
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a crowned class B Dungeon Master
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So if any of you would like to play D D today
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please speak now or forever hold your peace
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Anyone
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Alexa maybe you'd like to join in
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We do need a druid and you have definitely cast
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a level 5 charm spell on me
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In your dreams douche bag
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Douche bags are hygienic products I take that as a compliment
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Movie Summary
Set on the last day of camp, in the hot summer of 1981, a group of counselors try to complete their unfinished business before the day ends.
