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"What Happens in Vegas" quotes

What Happens in Vegas poster
A man and a woman are compelled, for legal reasons, to live life as a couple for a limited period of time. At stake is a large amount of money.

Director: Tom Vaughan
Writer: Dana Fox
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 36/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $80,277,646
Released: 09 May 2008
Awards: 5 nominations
You're on fire Man you are on fire - What Happens in Vegas 00:04 You're on fire Man you are on fire Listen I've been married for 25 years to the same wondefrul infuriating woman - What Happens in Vegas 00:21 Listen I've been married for 25 years to the same... Now that felt like a real married couple - What Happens in Vegas 00:48 Now that felt like a real married couple If I could make someone dead with my mind it would be you - What Happens in Vegas 00:07 If I could make someone dead with my mind it would be you And all they took was the door - What Happens in Vegas 00:04 And all they took was the door You're falling for your wife You idiot What are you talking about - What Happens in Vegas 00:07 You're falling for your wife You idiot What are you... Whatever loser Hey don't get hit by a bus - What Happens in Vegas 00:07 Whatever loser Hey don't get hit by a bus This is my lesbian sister Tell her about your softball game - What Happens in Vegas 00:09 This is my lesbian sister Tell her about your softball game You know gay people aren't destroying the sanctity of marriage - What Happens in Vegas 00:06 You know gay people aren't destroying the sanctity of... I have to thank my wife Joy - What Happens in Vegas 00:40 I have to thank my wife Joy Yeah I'm the law bitches - What Happens in Vegas 00:07 Yeah I'm the law bitches Was there any part of the night - What Happens in Vegas 00:16 Was there any part of the night Did I invent hip hop No But I was there - What Happens in Vegas 00:12 Did I invent hip hop No But I was there How hard can it be I know how hard it isn't - What Happens in Vegas 00:07 How hard can it be I know how hard it isn't Yes that is the topping I wanted on my popcorn - What Happens in Vegas 00:33 Yes that is the topping I wanted on my popcorn Well the grownups have to go to work today - What Happens in Vegas 00:17 Well the grownups have to go to work today If you stop betting - What Happens in Vegas 00:24 If you stop betting You know why - What Happens in Vegas 00:10 You know why You know why - What Happens in Vegas 00:10 You know why Hon Yeah - What Happens in Vegas 00:35 Hon Yeah So you're the lucky guy - What Happens in Vegas 00:58 So you're the lucky guy Junkpunch him right up in his man business - What Happens in Vegas 00:07 Junkpunch him right up in his man business You should never let a chick get in your head - What Happens in Vegas 00:10 You should never let a chick get in your head It's like you're trying to come in first but it's somebody else's race - What Happens in Vegas 00:07 It's like you're trying to come in first but... Ready to do this - What Happens in Vegas 00:13 Ready to do this I did take myself out of the game - What Happens in Vegas 00:17 I did take myself out of the game Do you want to be married to me - What Happens in Vegas 01:12 Do you want to be married to me Do you even know how to drive an automatic - What Happens in Vegas 00:07 Do you even know how to drive an automatic I can have a vial of crabs here in 30 minutes - What Happens in Vegas 00:05 I can have a vial of crabs here in 30 minutes Well I mean this is my place so technically you would be the one - What Happens in Vegas 00:18 Well I mean this is my place so technically you would be the... Lavender - What Happens in Vegas 00:08 Lavender Where's the one place where you can step up and be a man - What Happens in Vegas 00:06 Where's the one place where you can step up and be a... Maybe he would be You don't know Take him to court It might be nice - What Happens in Vegas 00:11 Maybe he would be You don't know Take him to court It... Be whoever you want to be you'll still gonna be my subordinate - What Happens in Vegas 00:14 Be whoever you want to be you'll still gonna be my... And by not trying to please you - What Happens in Vegas 00:11 And by not trying to please you I'm here about a noise complaint - What Happens in Vegas 00:17 I'm here about a noise complaint Okay you know what Stripper You are kind of a disgusting skank - What Happens in Vegas 00:08 Okay you know what Stripper You are kind of a disgusting...

Cast

Joy McNally - Cameron Diaz
Jack Fuller - Ashton Kutcher
Hater - Rob Corddry
Tipper - Lake Bell