You know what? I can get a couple of my brother's loser ass friends to go over to Mason's...
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[after Joy is dumped by her fiancé]
Tipper:
You know what? I can get a couple of my brother's loser ass friends to go over to Mason's apartment , knock on the door and when he opens it wham! They'll junk-punch him all up in his man business and he'll fall to the floor whaling and crying "why?" and then we'll say "you know why!"
Joy McNally:
Wow! Did you just make that up?
Tipper:
No, I thought about it a lot on the way over
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Now that felt like a real married couple
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You're making progress
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What am I doing here
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Oh we could kidnap her until after the hearing
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She could stay at my place HATER Oh my God I got it
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We make it look like she gave you some kind of disease
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I can have a vial of crabs here in 30 minutes
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First we give them to you
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and then you know we get somebody to give them to her
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so it looks like she gave them to you
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You really hadn't thought that one through had you
Clip duration: 48 seconds
Views: 101
Timestamp in movie: 00h 49m 11s
Uploaded: 18 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: A man and a woman are compelled, for legal reasons, to live life as a couple for a limited period of time. At stake is a large amount of money.
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00:07 If I could make someone dead with my mind it would be you
00:04 And all they took was the door
00:07 You're falling for your wife You idiot What are you...
00:07 Whatever loser Hey don't get hit by a bus
00:09 This is my lesbian sister Tell her about your softball game
00:06 You know gay people aren't destroying the sanctity of...
00:40 I have to thank my wife Joy
00:07 Yeah I'm the law bitches
00:16 Was there any part of the night
00:12 Did I invent hip hop No But I was there
00:07 How hard can it be I know how hard it isn't
00:33 Yes that is the topping I wanted on my popcorn
00:17 Well the grownups have to go to work today
00:24 If you stop betting
00:10 You know why
00:10 You know why
00:35 Hon Yeah
00:58 So you're the lucky guy
00:07 Junkpunch him right up in his man business
00:10 You should never let a chick get in your head