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Wallace, who is burned out from a string of failed relationships, forms an instant bond with Chantry, who lives with her longtime boyfriend. Together, they puzzle out what it means if your b... Read all

Director: Michael Dowse
Writer: Elan Mastai, T.J. Dawe, Michael Rinaldi
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2013
MetaScore: 59/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $3,493,000
Released: 15 Aug 2014
Awards: 2 wins & 8 nominations

46 Clips

You can eat your own poop - What If 00:11
You can eat your own poop
DALIA It's the worst thing that's ever happened in all of history - What If 00:33
DALIA It's the worst thing that's ever happened in all of...
Where they explain what Fool's Gold is - What If 00:35
Where they explain what Fool's Gold is
If we ever invent time travel Yeah - What If 00:07
If we ever invent time travel Yeah
Oh shit ALLAN Ha ha - What If 00:26
Oh shit ALLAN Ha ha
Why are you torturing yourself - What If 00:36
Why are you torturing yourself
All this love shit's complicated And that's good - What If 00:10
All this love shit's complicated And that's good
No but I think I messed it up really bad - What If 00:14
No but I think I messed it up really bad
I'll look if you look - What If 00:04
I'll look if you look
I need to wear something to this company dinner - What If 00:15
I need to wear something to this company dinner
I don't want the sex to be too good - What If 00:24
I don't want the sex to be too good
A hundred percent honesty is the foundation of any relationship - What If 00:17
A hundred percent honesty is the foundation of any...
And you know what Treating it like a joke is being an asshole - What If 00:21
And you know what Treating it like a joke is being an...
Hi Are you okay Hi - What If 00:05
Hi Are you okay Hi
I need your answer by the end of the month - What If 00:04
I need your answer by the end of the month
So what is the worst thing that ever happened to you - What If 00:27
So what is the worst thing that ever happened to you
Actually would be the worst case scenario - What If 00:14
Actually would be the worst case scenario
So I've thought a lot about something you said - What If 00:32
So I've thought a lot about something you said
It's complicated - What If 00:11
It's complicated
I just had sex I'm about to eat nachos - What If 00:08
I just had sex I'm about to eat nachos
And then you meet Nicole - What If 00:36
And then you meet Nicole
In fairy tales love inspires you to be noble and courageous - What If 00:15
In fairy tales love inspires you to be noble and courageous
And an entire jar of jam - What If 01:17
And an entire jar of jam
If we ever invent time travel - What If 00:23
If we ever invent time travel
You don't know how to teleport - What If 03:07
You don't know how to teleport
Nice to meet you - What If 03:06
Nice to meet you
It's my wedding day - What If 03:09
It's my wedding day
All this love shit's complicated - What If 00:31
All this love shit's complicated
I'll look if you look - What If 00:10
I'll look if you look
What do you think - What If 00:25
What do you think
I don't want the sex to be too good right away - What If 00:40
I don't want the sex to be too good right away
What was her name - What If 00:41
What was her name
Ninety nine percent honesty is the foundation of any relationship - What If 00:42
Ninety nine percent honesty is the foundation of any...
And you know what - What If 01:32
And you know what
And I am not being an asshole - What If 01:33
And I am not being an asshole
In the universe - What If 00:14
In the universe
It makes you never want to give up anything good ever again - What If 00:59
It makes you never want to give up anything good ever again
And what is the worst thing that ever happened to you - What If 00:59
And what is the worst thing that ever happened to you
What's the best case scenario - What If 00:45
What's the best case scenario
I thought a lot about something you said - What If 01:21
I thought a lot about something you said
It's complicated - What If 00:32
It's complicated
IT'S THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE - What If 00:25
IT'S THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE
To those of us who begrudgingly call Allan a friend - What If 02:38
To those of us who begrudgingly call Allan a friend
Love inspires you to be noble and courageous - What If 00:50
Love inspires you to be noble and courageous
It's the worst thing that's ever happened in all of history - What If 01:54
It's the worst thing that's ever happened in all of history
I think I messed it up really bad - What If 00:35
I think I messed it up really bad

Cast

Chantry - Zoe Kazan
Dalia - Megan Park
Allan - Adam Driver
Felix - Lucius Hoyos
Becky - Jordan Hayes
Julianne - Oona Chaplin
Cabbie - Sam Moses
Paramedic - Ennis Esmer
Murray - Mike Wilmot
Bartender - George Tchortov
Cute Girl - Tamara Duarte
Sales Woman - Vanessa Matsui
Antique Employee - Rosalind S. Feldman
Karate Referee - Don Ritter
Diplomat - Una C.
Hospital Patient - Lucy DeLaat
Megan - Sarah Gadon
Cab Driver - Derek Herd
Student - Lisa Hickey
Diplomat - Maria Ann Hylton
Bar patron - James Jake Martinez
Karate Judge - Dave McMullan