Wallace: So I found this website where they explain what Fool's Gold is. You take an entire loaf of Italian white bread, you coat it in butter and bake it. Then you hollow out the inside and fill it
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Wallace:
So I found this website where they explain what Fool's Gold is. You take an entire loaf of Italian white bread, you coat it in butter and bake it. Then you hollow out the inside and fill it with an entire jar of peanut butter, and an entire jar of jam. Then you stuff it with a pound of crispy bacon. The website said it serves eight to ten people, or one Elvis.

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and bake it.
(TIMER DINGS)
Then you hollow out the inside
and coat it
with an entire jar of peanut butter,
and an entire jar of jam.
Then you stuff it
with a pound of crispy bacon.
The website said it serves
eight to ten people, or one Elvis.
You know, a jar of peanut butter
has, like, 6,000 calories in it.
And bacon is not even a food.
Technically, it's just pure fat.
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
"Championbeefcake@hotmail.Com,
re: just pure fat."
"I can't confirm how much feces
were in Elvis's colon when he died,
but I did find out
how he discovered Fool's Gold."
They get on the jet, private jet,
fly to Denver, get to Denver,
order Fool's Gold sandwiches
to be delivered to the plane,
eat them, fly back to Graceland
without ever getting off the plane.
- Wow.
- And the best part is,
February 1, 1976?
The day my parents got married.
- Oh, no! Wallace!
WALLACE: - Come on.
CHANTRY: Got it!
WALLACE: Mail storm!

Clip duration: 75 seconds
Views: 32
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Wallace, who is burned out from a string of failed relationships, forms an instant bond with Chantry, who lives with her longtime boyfriend. Together, they puzzle out what it means if your best friend is also the love of your life.


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