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Chantry: And you know what? Treating it like a joke IS being an asshole. Wallace: I'm not treating this like a joke. And I am not being an asshole. ALLAN is being an asshole and NICOLE is being an
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Chantry:
And you know what? Treating it like a joke IS being an asshole.
Wallace:
I'm not treating this like a joke. And I am not being an asshole. ALLAN is being an asshole and NICOLE is being an asshole, and right now, YOU'RE kinda being an asshole. Me? I'm standing here with a BRANCH! A branch that cuts down approximately ZERO percent of the windchill factor on my DICK, okay! I've got a branch, you've got a sleeping bag! How does that make me an asshole?

Transcript:
You want me to go tell her
that you have six nipples?
- Yeah. No, you know what?
- All right.
No, you know what? I'll do it myself.
It'll be easier coming from me.
- Thank you.
MAN: - You're welcome.
- I'm sorry, hi. Um...
WOMAN: - Hi.
Oh, wow.
You've got amazing teeth.
Um, sorry, can I buy
this drink for you?
Um, yeah, that's so sweet.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
Um, so...
Heh. Burn!
CHANTRY: All right,
weirdest place you've ever had sex.
Um, bakery, night shift.
I will never be comfortable
eating a cupcake again.
(WOMAN MOANING)
- What about you?
- Um...
Ferris wheel.
Stuck at the very top.
We could see for miles around,
but no one could see us.
- Aah!
- Yes! Oh, yeah!
Thank you for being
so gracious in victory.
- Whoo! Uh-huh!
- Hand clasp of champions.
Rub it in.
(POP MUSIC
PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS)
So how many serious relationships
have you actually had?
Four! Two in high school,
and one in college before Ben,
and then Ben.
- You?
- Six?
One in high school,
one the summer after high school,
three in college, and one since.
No, sorry, two since. So seven.
Are you usually
the dumper or dumpee?
Um, statistically, I'm a dumper,
but it's not like I've never been dumped.
I've just been really good
at knowing when to get out.
- You?
- No, I've never dumped anyone.
I always try to make it work.

Clip duration: 89 seconds
Views: 62
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Wallace, who is burned out from a string of failed relationships, forms an instant bond with Chantry, who lives with her longtime boyfriend. Together, they puzzle out what it means if your best friend is also the love of your life.


Actors

Chantry - Zoe Kazan