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Chantry:
And you know what? Treating it like a joke IS being an asshole. Wallace:
I'm not treating this like a joke. And I am not being an asshole. ALLAN is being an asshole and NICOLE is being an asshole, and right now, YOU'RE kinda being an asshole. Me? I'm standing here with a BRANCH! A branch that cuts down approximately ZERO percent of the windchill factor on my DICK, okay! I've got a branch, you've got a sleeping bag! How does that make me an asshole?
And you know what? Treating it like a joke IS being an asshole. Wallace:
I'm not treating this like a joke. And I am not being an asshole. ALLAN is being an asshole and NICOLE is being an asshole, and right now, YOU'RE kinda being an asshole. Me? I'm standing here with a BRANCH! A branch that cuts down approximately ZERO percent of the windchill factor on my DICK, okay! I've got a branch, you've got a sleeping bag! How does that make me an asshole?
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And you know what Treating it like a joke is being an asshole
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I'm not treating this like a joke and I am not being an arsehole
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Allan is being an arsehole Nicole is being an arsehole
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and right now you are being an arsehole
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Me I'm standing here with a branch
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A branch that cuts down zero percent of the wind chill factor on my dick
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I've got a branch you've got a sleeping bag
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How does that make me an arsehole
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Movie Summary
Wallace, who is burned out from a string of failed relationships, forms an instant bond with Chantry, who lives with her longtime boyfriend. Together, they puzzle out what it means if your best friend is also the love of your life.

