And you know what? Treating it like a joke IS being an asshole. I'm not treating this like...
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Chantry:
And you know what? Treating it like a joke IS being an asshole.
Wallace:
I'm not treating this like a joke. And I am not being an asshole. ALLAN is being an asshole and NICOLE is being an asshole, and right now, YOU'RE kinda being an asshole. Me? I'm standing here with a BRANCH! A branch that cuts down approximately ZERO percent of the windchill factor on my DICK, okay! I've got a branch, you've got a sleeping bag! How does that make me an asshole?
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And you know what Treating it like a joke is being an asshole
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I'm not treating this like a joke and I am not being an arsehole
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Allan is being an arsehole Nicole is being an arsehole
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and right now you are being an arsehole
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Me I'm standing here with a branch
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A branch that cuts down zero percent of the wind chill factor on my dick
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I've got a branch you've got a sleeping bag
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How does that make me an arsehole
Clip duration: 21 seconds
Views: 217
Timestamp in movie: 01h 01m 20s
Uploaded: 24 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Wallace, who is burned out from a string of failed relationships, forms an instant bond with Chantry, who lives with her longtime boyfriend. Together, they puzzle out what it means if your best friend is also the love of your life.
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00:17 A hundred percent honesty is the foundation of any...
00:24 I don't want the sex to be too good
00:15 I need to wear something to this company dinner
00:04 I'll look if you look
00:14 No but I think I messed it up really bad
00:10 All this love shit's complicated And that's good
00:36 Why are you torturing yourself
00:26 Oh shit ALLAN Ha ha
00:07 If we ever invent time travel Yeah
00:35 Where they explain what Fool's Gold is
00:33 DALIA It's the worst thing that's ever happened in...
00:13 You can eat your own poop
00:32 Dude my sister Sweet score Um no this isn't what it...
00:15 In fairy tales love inspires you to be noble and courageous
00:36 And then you meet Nicole
00:08 I just had sex I'm about to eat nachos
00:11 It's complicated
00:32 So I've thought a lot about something you said
00:14 Actually would be the worst case scenario
00:27 So what is the worst thing that ever happened to you