Dalia: It's the worst thing that's ever happened in all of history. Chantry: Was it worse than when that meteor hit Earth and killed all the dinosaurs? Dalia: Yes. My breakup is definitely worse than
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Dalia:
It's the worst thing that's ever happened in all of history.
Chantry:
Was it worse than when that meteor hit Earth and killed all the dinosaurs?
Dalia:
Yes. My breakup is definitely worse than a stupid meteor.
Chantry:
I just can't believe that Rob cheated on you.
Dalia:
With a grad student!
Chantry:
No, I know!
Dalia:
Her thesis is probably on how to be a rat-faced whore. And I really liked him.
Chantry:
I'm so sorry.
Dalia:
I liked him so much, I don't even want to sleep with his friends to get back at him. I mean, I will, but I'm not gonna enjoy it
Chantry:
Do you think there might be, like, a less skanky option for rebounding?
Dalia:
No. This is something you have to do.

Transcript:
DALIA: It's the worst thing
that's ever happened in all of history.
Was it worse than when that meteor
hit Earth and killed all the dinosaurs?
Yes. My breakup is definitely
worse than a stupid meteor.
I just can't believe
that Rob cheated on you.
- With a grad student!
- No, I know.
Her thesis is probably
on how to be a rat-faced whore.
And I really liked him.
I'm so sorry.
I liked him so much, I don't even want to
sleep with his friends to get back at him.
I mean, I will,
but I'm not gonna enjoy it.
Do you think there might be, like,
a less skanky option for rebounding?
No. This is something
you have to do.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- I don't want to wreck your dinner party.
- No, no, it's not a dinner party.
It's just, like, my friend, Wallace.
Stay. This Wallace guy
could be a good rebound for you.
Okay.
Please, go easy on him.
He's delicate.
- Hi!
WALLACE: - Hi.
- Hey. I brought booze.
- Thank you! That's so nice.
WALLACE: - You're welcome.
- You can take your coat off.
I will. Thank you very much.
Well, this place
looks just like I imagined.
- Really?
- Well, I mean,
yeah, I pictured more potpourri
and doilies and stuffed animals
- and things, knowing you, but, yeah...
- I put that away.
I know that it weirds you out.
Ben, Wallace is here.
WALLACE: - Hi.
- Hey, Wallace. How are you?
Hi.
Oh. Oh. Sorry.
- No worries.
BEN: - Let me dry off my hands.
- Thanks for coming by.
- No. Nice to meet you. Thank you.
- Hey, everybody.
- Hey.
Oh, um, Wallace,
this is my sister, Dalia.
WALLACE: - Nice to...
- Nice to meet you.
WALLACE: - Oh. Hello.
- Hi.
(DALIA SNIFFS)
- You smell really good.
- Really?
Yeah. Or maybe
it just smells really bad in here, right?
No, he smells great.
But it is getting kind of oniony in here.
- Can someone open the window?
- Yeah, I'll get it.
CHANTRY: Right over there.
So, Wallace, I'd like to get
your opinion on something.
- Uh, yeah?
- Europe.
The...? The continent?
- See?
BEN: - Is it?
- Is it?
CHANTRY: - Yes, it is a Cont...
BEN: - Is it a continent?
- It is.
He is from that continent,
he should know.

Clip duration: 114 seconds
Views: 33
Uploaded: 13 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Wallace, who is burned out from a string of failed relationships, forms an instant bond with Chantry, who lives with her longtime boyfriend. Together, they puzzle out what it means if your best friend is also the love of your life.


Actors

Dalia - Megan Park
Chantry - Zoe Kazan