Why are you torturing yourself over a ten-second conversation with Chantry that would...What If • 2013
Why are you torturing yourself over a ten-second conversation with Chantry that would answer everything?
It's your wedding day. Can we talk about you?
Exactly. It's my wedding day. As best man, it's your job to keep me calm so that I don't crawl out that window and go and bang a sailor.
Where are you gonna find a sailor?
At the dock.
God, what's the best-case scenario? "Wallace, I love you. Let's have sex forever until we die having sex"?
That is the best-case scenario.
Okay, and what's the worst-case scenario? "Wallace, you shit-drizzling liar. I thought we were friends but, this whole time, you've just been trying to put your junk inside my trunk."
Anything involving the phrase "put your junk inside my trunk" actually would be the worst-case scenario.
Look, the one thing I like about getting married is that you get to stand up in front of everyone you care about and state, for the record, that you believe in the best-case scenario. It terrifies me, but that's why the outfits are so nice.
Clip duration: 51 seconds
Timestamp in movie: 00h 46m 04s
Uploaded: 25 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Wallace, who is burned out from a string of failed relationships, forms an instant bond with Chantry, who lives with her longtime boyfriend. Together, they puzzle out what it means if your best friend is also the love of your life.