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Wallace: In fairy tales, love inspires you to be noble and courageous, but in real life, love is just an all-purpose excuse for selfish behavior. You can lie and cheat and hurt people, and it's all

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Wallace:
In fairy tales, love inspires you to be noble and courageous, but in real life, love is just an all-purpose excuse for selfish behavior. You can lie and cheat and hurt people, and it's all okay because you're in love.

Transcript:
The Princess Bride is a fairy tale.
In fairy tales, love inspires you
to be noble and courageous,
but in real life, love is just an
all-purpose excuse for selfish behavior.
You can lie and cheat and hurt people,
and it's all okay because you're in love.
I don't know
if you are actually cynical,
or just a super crazy,
romantic cheese ball.
You did go see Princess Bride
by yourself, on a weeknight,
like a total loser.
Yeah, well, your boyfriend ditched you,
and you still came all by yourself,
- so who's the real loser?
- Are you hungry?
I can't believe
you ordered deep-fried pickles.
Pickles are disgusting.
Pickling is like embalming, basically.
Like, a pickle jar
is like a tomb for cucumbers.
I violated a tremendous amount
of corpses in medical school,

Clip duration: 50 seconds
Views: 112
Timestamp in movie: 00:10:07
Uploaded: 26 October, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Wallace, who is burned out from a string of failed relationships, forms an instant bond with Chantry, who lives with her longtime boyfriend. Together, they puzzle out what it means if your b... Read all


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