Wallace: Oh, uh, you don't know how to teleport, do you? Chantry: No Wallace: Okay. Then I apologize for the awkward situation you're about to witness. [Megan walks up] Wallace: Hi. Um, sorry,
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Wallace:
Oh, uh, you don't know how to teleport, do you?
Chantry:
No
Wallace:
Okay. Then I apologize for the awkward situation you're about to witness.
[Megan walks up]

Wallace:
Hi. Um, sorry, Chantry, uh, this is Megan, my, urn... Well, my nothing in particular.
Chantry:
Nice to meet you.
Megan:
Wallace, what are you doing here? Are you sick?
Wallace:
No, um, Chantry's boyfriend fell out of a window, but he's okay.
Megan:
Do you want me to look in on him?
Wallace:
No. That won't be necessary.
Megan:
I'm gonna go. We only get 15 minutes to eat lunch. Don't get the bagel with smoked salmon, or the tuna, or anything with seafood. The company that stocks the machine has failed four inspections, but the manager's brother works for the mayor. I'm sorry, I've been on shift for 18 hours and I'm really tired. I had so much coffee, and when I saw her, I thought she was your girlfriend, and that made me want to cry. It's weird I'm saying this out loud, right?
Wallace:
You are, and it is.
Megan:
I just want us to be friends. Not today, but someday. Whatever he said, it wasn't black-and-white...
Chantry:
He hasn't said anything about you. He's never even mentioned you.
Megan:
Um... Okay, uh, it was nice to meet you. I hope your boyfriend feels better.
Chantry:
Thank you.
Wallace:
That was my ex-girlfriend.
Chantry:
Yeah.
Wallace:
Yeah

Transcript:
No, me neither.
My boyfriend will be worried about,
um, what happened to me,
so, you know, call me.
Yes. Thank you very much. Um...
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice meeting you.
- Cool.
- Good night.
Good night.
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
WALLACE: I had a good time talking to you.
CHANTRY: Yeah. Me too.
My boyfriend will be wondering
what happened to me.
(CHIRPING)
Hey, what's up, Felix?
(THUD THEN ELLIE GRUNTS)
- You all right?
- Just dropped an earring.
Your dinner's in the oven.
- Good night.
- What time will you be home?
If the date is good, midnight.
If the date is bad, 8.
Uh, no treats, okay?
And no horror movies.
And don't let him go up on the roof.
And don't sell his organs
on the black market.
Okay. I'm off.
WALLACE: Take care. Have fun. Good luck.
(MAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)
MAN 1: (ON TV) - Unh.
- Clear!
All right, mate, close your eyes.
MAN 2: (ON TV) Clear.
Aah!
Okay, you can open them again.
(GROWLING)
(DOOR OPENS)
(CARTOON MUSIC PLAYS ON TV)
(GROANS)
(SIGHS)
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING ON TV)
(MAN SCREAMING ON TV)
(ELLIE SIGHS)
CHANTRY: Thank you.

Clip duration: 184 seconds
Views: 37
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Wallace, who is burned out from a string of failed relationships, forms an instant bond with Chantry, who lives with her longtime boyfriend. Together, they puzzle out what it means if your best friend is also the love of your life.


Actors

Chantry - Zoe Kazan
Megan - Sarah Gadon