Wallace: Uh, thank you, thank you. To those of us who begrudgingly call Allan a friend, it seems impossible that any woman could handle him for an hour, let alone a lifetime. And then you meet Nicole,
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Wallace:
Uh, thank you, thank you. To those of us who begrudgingly call Allan a friend, it seems impossible that any woman could handle him for an hour, let alone a lifetime. And then you meet Nicole, and that is the good news here. Um, if these two can find each other, then there truly is somebody for everyone. The bad news is that one day, they will procreate, and their hideous offspring will obviously cause the Apocalypse. But tonight, we celebrate the good news. I remember the night Allan and Nicole met, and that instant connection. You know, if you're lucky, it happens once in a lifetime, and if you're unlucky, then you have to come to weddings and hear people like me talking about it, and assume that we are all hopeless romantics. It's very easy to be cynical about love, but this, tonight, this is hard. So to Allan and Nicole, for making the hard way look easy.

Transcript:
CHANTRY: Go, Wallace!
WALLACE: Uh, thank you, thank you.
To those of us who begrudgingly
call Allan a friend...
(MAN CHUCKLES)
...it seems impossible that any woman
could handle him for an hour,
let alone a lifetime.
And then you meet Nicole,
and that is the good news here.
Um, if these two can find each other,
then there truly
is somebody for everyone.
The bad news is that one day,
they will procreate,
and their hideous offspring
will obviously cause the Apocalypse.
But tonight,
we celebrate the good news.
I remember the night
Allan and Nicole met,
and that instant connection.
You know, if you're lucky,
it happens once in a lifetime,
and if you're unlucky,
then you have to come to weddings
and hear people like me
talking about it,
and assume that we are all
hopeless romantics.
Um...
It's very easy
to be cynical about love,
but this, tonight,
this is hard.
Soto Allan and Nicole,
for making the hard way
look easy.
ALL: Cheers!
WOMAN 3: To Allan and Nicole.
WALLACE: All right, thanks, everyone.
Um...
Yep. That's it.
(POP MUSIC
PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS)
(LAUGHING)
Perfect timing.
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
Are you sure?
It's so near here for me.
Oh, yeah, no, I'm all about
the door-to-door service.
- Heh.
- Okay.
- Let me out?
CHANTRY: - Sure.
WALLACE: Unh. Oh, gosh. German cars.
Good night.
Wallace, you clean up nice.
Yes, so do you.
- Okay.
- Good night.
CHANTRY: Bye!
- Bye.
- Bye.

Clip duration: 160 seconds
Views: 31
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Wallace, who is burned out from a string of failed relationships, forms an instant bond with Chantry, who lives with her longtime boyfriend. Together, they puzzle out what it means if your best friend is also the love of your life.


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