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You don't know how to teleport
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Wallace:
Oh, uh, you don't know how to teleport, do you?
Chantry:
No
Wallace:
Okay. Then I apologize for the awkward situation you're about to witness.
[Megan walks up]

Wallace:
Hi. Um, sorry, Chantry, uh, this is Megan, my, urn... Well, my nothing in particular.
Chantry:
Nice to meet you.
Megan:
Wallace, what are you doing here? Are you sick?
Wallace:
No, um, Chantry's boyfriend fell out of a window, but he's okay.
Megan:
Do you want me to look in on him?
Wallace:
No. That won't be necessary.
Megan:
I'm gonna go. We only get 15 minutes to eat lunch. Don't get the bagel with smoked salmon, or the tuna, or anything with seafood. The company that stocks the machine has failed four inspections, but the manager's brother works for the mayor. I'm sorry, I've been on shift for 18 hours and I'm really tired. I had so much coffee, and when I saw her, I thought she was your girlfriend, and that made me want to cry. It's weird I'm saying this out loud, right?
Wallace:
You are, and it is.
Megan:
I just want us to be friends. Not today, but someday. Whatever he said, it wasn't black-and-white...
Chantry:
He hasn't said anything about you. He's never even mentioned you.
Megan:
Um... Okay, uh, it was nice to meet you. I hope your boyfriend feels better.
Chantry:
Thank you.
Wallace:
That was my ex-girlfriend.
Chantry:
Yeah.
Wallace:
Yeah

Transcript:

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You don't know how to teleport, do you?
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- No. - Okay.
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Then I want to apologize for the horribly awkward situation
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you're about to witness.
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Hi.
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Sorry, Chantry, this is Megan, my...
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Well, my nothing in particular.
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Nice to meet you.
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Wallace, what are you doing here? Are you sick?
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No, Chantry's boyfriend fell out of a window, but he's okay.
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- Do you want me to look in on him? - No. That won't be necessary.
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I'm gonna go. We only get 15 minutes to eat lunch.
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Don't get the bagel with smoked salmon,
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or the tuna salad, or anything with seafood in it.
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The company that stocks the machine has failed four inspections,
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but the manager's brother works for the mayor.
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I'm sorry, I've been on shift for 18 hours and I'm really tired.
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I had so much coffee, and when I saw her, I thought she was your girlfriend,
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and that made me want to cry.
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It's weird I'm saying this out loud, right?
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- You are, and it is. - I just want us to be friends.
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Not today, but someday.
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Whatever he said, it wasn't black-and-white--
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He hasn't said anything about you.
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He's never even mentioned you.
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Okay, it was nice to meet you.
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- I hope your boyfriend feels better. - Thank you.
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That was my ex-girlfriend.
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- Yeah. - Yeah.
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Dude, you're really fishhooking me over this new manual.
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Is fishhooking good or bad?
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- You enjoy being fishhooked? - I've never been fishhooked.
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- Take a guess. - Probably not.
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Definitely not.
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Nobody wants to be fishhooked.
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All those girls in high school you fishhooked, they didn't like it.
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They just wanted to have sex with me. You. Men. Men.
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I'm off topic.
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- God, I hope so. - Yeah. Manual.
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It needs a lot of work.
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So I'll give you another wee-- Month.
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Extra month. So make it...
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Make it right.
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Hang on a second.
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Seriously, Josh, this is where we're doing it?
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With the wood? Because I think it might be cleaner someplace else.
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- You're blocking the shot, so... - Oh, sorry.
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- Keep going, Josh. - Douche.
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It is total bullshit that Josh got the project manager job over you.
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Everyone knows it's your design, and now Josh is acting like it's his.
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- It's, like, sexism or something. - Our boss is a woman.
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I am so pissed that I gave Josh a hojo after the Christmas party.
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In your defense, it is kind of your tradition to give one of our coworkers
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a handsie for Christmas.
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Listen, guys, Holly offered me the promotion first.
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- I turned it down. - What?
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- Why? - Because I like being an animator.
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I do, and the project manager has to deal with so much more,
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like, hassle and paperwork and meetings,
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and Josh is gonna end up stuck in Taiwan half the year.

Clip duration: 187 seconds
Views: 52
Timestamp in movie: 00:22:25
Uploaded: 26 October, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Wallace, who is burned out from a string of failed relationships, forms an instant bond with Chantry, who lives with her longtime boyfriend. Together, they puzzle out what it means if your b... Read all


Actors

Chantry - Zoe Kazan
Megan - Sarah Gadon