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What If

"The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in...

What If • S01E05 • 2018
"The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding." Well the joke's on Updike, apparently

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"The true New Yorker secretly believes
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that people living anywhere else
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have to be, in some sense, kidding."
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Well the joke's on Updike, apparently.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:23
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
sci-fi

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