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Captain Fucktastic, that's what I've been calling him. Right?
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Captain Fucktastic, that's whatI've been calling him. Right?

Captain Fucktastic, that's what
I've been calling him. Right?

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Captain Fucktastic, that's what I've been calling him. Right?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
87
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:51
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Genres
comedy, fantasy, romance
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A woman is boxed out by the male sports agents in her profession, but gains an unexpected edge over them when she develops the ability to hear men's thoughts.
I like running. I just don't like running alone. - What Men Want 00:05
I like running. I just don't like running alone.
Oh, given the current climate, - What Men Want 00:04
Oh, given the current climate,
And no man, I don't care how fucktastic, - What Men Want 00:06
And no man, I don't care how fucktastic,
It's Mari, - What Men Want 00:21
It's Mari,
Look, you make a great assistant, - What Men Want 00:06
Look, you make a great assistant,
Luckily, I'm blissfully happy just being your assistant... - What Men Want 00:05
Luckily, I'm blissfully happy just being your assistant...
No, Ethan. Just... another day at the office. - What Men Want 00:05
No, Ethan. Just... another day at the office.
It's crazy that I'm a partner and you're not - What Men Want 00:05
It's crazy that I'm a partner and you're not
Hey, girl. Ali can't wait to get it. It's gonna be a partay. - What Men Want 00:05
Hey, girl. Ali can't wait to get it. It's gonna be...
Hey, hey, pop quiz! What is being kicked today? - What Men Want 00:04
Hey, hey, pop quiz! What is being kicked today?
Fuck you, bro! I'll rip out your eyes and fuck the sockets! - What Men Want 00:04
Fuck you, bro! I'll rip out your eyes and fuck the sock...
Yeah, we're doing that whole fantasy football prep. - What Men Want 00:04
Yeah, we're doing that whole fantasy football prep.
You said you were gonna fuck your brother's ma? - What Men Want 00:04
You said you were gonna fuck your brother's ma?
So, we're laying in bed and she says, - What Men Want 00:09
So, we're laying in bed and she says,
I run off to the bathroom, I sneak to the kitchen, - What Men Want 00:06
I run off to the bathroom, I sneak to the kitchen,
I'm buck naked, mind you. She comes in, I go, - What Men Want 00:10
I'm buck naked, mind you. She comes in, I go,
Yeah, I'm sure you'll get the X-rated version at poker night. - What Men Want 00:04
Yeah, I'm sure you'll get the X-rated version at p...
If there was a poker night, we would invite you - What Men Want 00:04
If there was a poker night, we would invite you
Boom! Seize the day, right? - What Men Want 00:04
Boom! Seize the day, right?
Headline news: - What Men Want 00:07
Headline news: