What We Do in the Shadows quotes

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Follow the lives of Viago (Taika Waititi), Deacon (Jonathan Brugh), and Vladislav (Jemaine Clement) - three flatmates who are just trying to get by and overcome life's obstacles-like being immortal vampires who must feast on human blood. Hundreds of years old, the vampires are finding that beyond sunlight catastrophes, hitting the main artery, and not being able to get a sense of their wardrobe without a reflection-modern society has them struggling with the mundane like paying rent, keeping up with the chore wheel, trying to get into nightclubs, and overcoming flatmate conflicts.

Director: Jemaine Clement, Taika Waititi
Writer: Jemaine Clement, Taika Waititi
Production: Paladin Pictures
Genre: comedy, horror
Year: 2014
MetaScore: 76/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 13 Feb 2015
Awards: 26 wins & 18 nominations.


32 Clips & Quotes

I think of it like this - What We Do in the Shadows 00:42 I think of it like this Yeah some of our clothes are from victims - What We Do in the Shadows 00:27 Yeah some of our clothes are from victims Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet - What We Do in the Shadows 00:26 Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet You were a virgin when we were seeing each other - What We Do in the Shadows 00:19 You were a virgin when we were seeing each other We're Werewolves - What We Do in the Shadows 00:16 We're Werewolves I lost a really nice silk scarf in about 1912 - What We Do in the Shadows 00:27 I lost a really nice silk scarf in about 1912 You will not eat Stu and you will not eat the camera guy - What We Do in the Shadows 00:23 You will not eat Stu and you will not eat the camera guy What are you doing tonight - What We Do in the Shadows 00:25 What are you doing tonight Creepy castle - What We Do in the Shadows 01:31 Creepy castle We should get some slaves - What We Do in the Shadows 00:12 We should get some slaves I work for a company that - What We Do in the Shadows 01:07 I work for a company that Some people freak out a bit about the age difference - What We Do in the Shadows 00:33 Some people freak out a bit about the age difference We're vampires - What We Do in the Shadows 00:15 We're vampires He was an 18th century dandy - What We Do in the Shadows 00:18 He was an 18th century dandy I don't think she's a virgin if she's doing that - What We Do in the Shadows 00:28 I don't think she's a virgin if she's doing that I really hope that those guys don't kill those police - What We Do in the Shadows 00:42 I really hope that those guys don't kill those police I went in the lounge the other day and there was blood all over my nice antique couch - What We Do in the Shadows 00:30 I went in the lounge the other day and there was blood all... How was your night - What We Do in the Shadows 00:20 How was your night This is what happens when you're a vampire - What We Do in the Shadows 02:51 This is what happens when you're a vampire You've got really warm hands - What We Do in the Shadows 00:24 You've got really warm hands I go for a look which I call dead but delicious - What We Do in the Shadows 00:17 I go for a look which I call dead but delicious Let's kill them - What We Do in the Shadows 00:27 Let's kill them I was thinking - What We Do in the Shadows 00:29 I was thinking You are not Twilight - What We Do in the Shadows 00:11 You are not Twilight I love you - What We Do in the Shadows 00:16 I love you The neighbors can see you flying around the house - What We Do in the Shadows 00:37 The neighbors can see you flying around the house Coming into town - What We Do in the Shadows 00:20 Coming into town You're a cool guy but you're not pulling your weight in the flat - What We Do in the Shadows 00:26 You're a cool guy but you're not pulling your weight in the... He's a vampire hunter - What We Do in the Shadows 00:28 He's a vampire hunter I am doing an erotic dance for my friends - What We Do in the Shadows 00:28 I am doing an erotic dance for my friends But I don't know - What We Do in the Shadows 00:31 But I don't know Get out of the sunlight - What We Do in the Shadows 00:46 Get out of the sunlight

Cast

Vladislav - Jemaine Clement
Viago - Taika Waititi
Deacon - Jonny Brugh
Nick - Cori Gonzalez-Macuer
Stu - Stu Rutherford
Petyr - Ben Fransham
Jackie - Jackie van Beek
Pauline (The Beast) - Elena Stejko
Julian - Jason Hoyte
Policewoman - Karen O'Leary
Policeman - Mike Minogue
Josephine - Chelsie Preston Crayford
Zombie - Ian Harcourt
Katherine - Ethel Robinson
Vampire Hunter - Brad Harding
Fix Attendant - Isaac Heron
Vampire Witch - Yvette Parsons
Morana - Madeleine Sami
Club Bouncer - Aaron Jackson
Child Vampire - Morgana Hills
Child Vampire - Morag Hills
Phillip - Frank Habicht
Big Kumara Bouncer (as Moose Kapua) - Maurice Kapua
Hypnotised Man / Vladislav's Victim - Denis Welch
Bouncer Richie - Mario Gaoa
Viago's Victim - Kura Forrester
Vladislav's Victim - Luke Bonjers
Anton - Rhys Darby
Dion - Simon Vincent
Clifton - Cohen Holloway
Declan - Duncan Sarkies
Nathan M - Nathan Meister
Nathan G - Tanemahuta Gray
Nathan G - Nathan Gray
WW2 Nazi Vampire - Ruby Vincent
WW2 Nazi Vampire (as Jaxon Cook) - Jaxson Cook
WW2 Nazi Vampire - Matthew Harvey-White
WW2 Nazi Vampire (as Matt Dravitzki) - Matthew Dravitzki
WW2 Nazi Vampire - Roland Hunter
WW2 Nazi Vampire - Stan Alley
Succubus - Lucy Marinkovich
Succubus - Melanie Hamilton
Succubus (as Ana Flaherty) - Anna Flaherty
Zombie - Aaron Lewis
Zombie - Belle Gwilliam
Mauled Cameraman (Dave) - Rodney Cook
Vampire - Christian Alexander
Werewolf - Tim Capper
Bar Patron - Robert Catto
Boogie Wonderland Girl - Natalie Crane
Bar Patron - Leroy Cross
Beth - Emma Draper
Zombie - Graeme Ford
Bar Patron - John Gavriel
Self (archive footage) - Adolf Hitler
Vampire - Freyja MacLeod
Tracy - Jennifer Martin
Vampire - Simon McArthur
Werewolf - Daniel Rathbon
Dancer - Emma Smith
Vampire - Christopher Winchester