"What We Do in the Shadows" quotes

What We Do in the Shadows poster
Viago, Deacon, and Vladislav are vampires who are struggling with the mundane aspects of modern life, like paying rent, keeping up with the chore wheel, trying to get into nightclubs, and ov... Read all

Director: Jemaine Clement, Taika Waititi
Writer: Jemaine Clement, Taika Waititi
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, horror
Year: 2014
MetaScore: 76/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $3,469,224
Released: 13 Feb 2015
Awards: 26 wins & 18 nominations

60 Clips

Get water Petyr get away from the sunlight - What We Do in the Shadows 00:21
Get water Petyr get away from the sunlight
They say that vampires hearts are cold and dead - What We Do in the Shadows 00:18
They say that vampires hearts are cold and dead
I am doing an erotic dance for my friends - What We Do in the Shadows 00:08
I am doing an erotic dance for my friends
And I was thinking maybe - What We Do in the Shadows 00:10
And I was thinking maybe
You can't go to the the ball as Blade - What We Do in the Shadows 00:09
You can't go to the the ball as Blade
I love you I love you too - What We Do in the Shadows 00:07
I love you I love you too
When you are a vampire you become very sexy - What We Do in the Shadows 00:05
When you are a vampire you become very sexy
You're a cool guy but you're not pulling your weight in the flat - What We Do in the Shadows 00:08
You're a cool guy but you're not pulling your weight in the...
But this is what happens when you are a vampire - What We Do in the Shadows 00:36
But this is what happens when you are a vampire
The neighbors can see you flying around the house - What We Do in the Shadows 00:09
The neighbors can see you flying around the house
I go for a look which I call Dead But Delicious - What We Do in the Shadows 00:05
I go for a look which I call Dead But Delicious
Deacon - What We Do in the Shadows 00:10
Deacon
You got really warm hands Stu - What We Do in the Shadows 00:09
You got really warm hands Stu
We're vampires We don't put down towels - What We Do in the Shadows 00:06
We're vampires We don't put down towels
If you push images then we can see pictures of virgins - What We Do in the Shadows 00:14
If you push images then we can see pictures of virgins
He was an 18th century dandy - What We Do in the Shadows 00:07
He was an 18th century dandy
I really hope that those guys don't kill those police - What We Do in the Shadows 00:11
I really hope that those guys don't kill those police
We should get some slaves - What We Do in the Shadows 00:04
We should get some slaves
You will not eat Stu and you will not eat the camera guy - What We Do in the Shadows 00:06
You will not eat Stu and you will not eat the camera guy
I work for a company that does um - What We Do in the Shadows 00:22
I work for a company that does um
Some people freak out a bit about the age difference - What We Do in the Shadows 00:10
Some people freak out a bit about the age difference
What are you doing tonight - What We Do in the Shadows 00:07
What are you doing tonight
Anything you want to find you Yeah - What We Do in the Shadows 00:13
Anything you want to find you Yeah
One day I was - What We Do in the Shadows 00:37
One day I was
You were a virgin when we were seeing each other - What We Do in the Shadows 00:05
You were a virgin when we were seeing each other
Yes some of our clothes are from victims - What We Do in the Shadows 00:09
Yes some of our clothes are from victims
Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the Internet - What We Do in the Shadows 00:09
Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the Internet
I think we drink virgin blood because - What We Do in the Shadows 00:15
I think we drink virgin blood because
I work for a company that - What We Do in the Shadows 01:07
I work for a company that
I went in the lounge the other day and there was blood all over my nice antique couch - What We Do in the Shadows 00:30
I went in the lounge the other day and there was blood all...
I was thinking - What We Do in the Shadows 00:29
I was thinking
I think of it like this - What We Do in the Shadows 00:42
I think of it like this
I really hope that those guys don't kill those police - What We Do in the Shadows 00:42
I really hope that those guys don't kill those police
I love you - What We Do in the Shadows 00:16
I love you
I lost a really nice silk scarf in about 1912 - What We Do in the Shadows 00:27
I lost a really nice silk scarf in about 1912
I go for a look which I call dead but delicious - What We Do in the Shadows 00:17
I go for a look which I call dead but delicious
I don't think she's a virgin if she's doing that - What We Do in the Shadows 00:28
I don't think she's a virgin if she's doing that
You've got really warm hands - What We Do in the Shadows 00:24
You've got really warm hands
You're a cool guy but you're not pulling your weight in the flat - What We Do in the Shadows 00:26
You're a cool guy but you're not pulling your weight in the...
You will not eat Stu and you will not eat the camera guy - What We Do in the Shadows 00:23
You will not eat Stu and you will not eat the camera guy
I am doing an erotic dance for my friends - What We Do in the Shadows 00:28
I am doing an erotic dance for my friends
How was your night - What We Do in the Shadows 00:20
How was your night
He's a vampire hunter - What We Do in the Shadows 00:28
He's a vampire hunter
He was an 18th century dandy - What We Do in the Shadows 00:18
He was an 18th century dandy
Get out of the sunlight - What We Do in the Shadows 00:46
Get out of the sunlight
Creepy castle - What We Do in the Shadows 01:31
Creepy castle
Coming into town - What We Do in the Shadows 00:20
Coming into town
But I don't know - What We Do in the Shadows 00:31
But I don't know
You are not Twilight - What We Do in the Shadows 00:11
You are not Twilight
You were a virgin when we were seeing each other - What We Do in the Shadows 00:19
You were a virgin when we were seeing each other
Yeah some of our clothes are from victims - What We Do in the Shadows 00:27
Yeah some of our clothes are from victims
What are you doing tonight - What We Do in the Shadows 00:25
What are you doing tonight
We're Werewolves - What We Do in the Shadows 00:16
We're Werewolves
We're vampires - What We Do in the Shadows 00:15
We're vampires
We should get some slaves - What We Do in the Shadows 00:12
We should get some slaves
This is what happens when you're a vampire - What We Do in the Shadows 02:51
This is what happens when you're a vampire
The neighbors can see you flying around the house - What We Do in the Shadows 00:37
The neighbors can see you flying around the house
Some people freak out a bit about the age difference - What We Do in the Shadows 00:33
Some people freak out a bit about the age difference
Let's kill them - What We Do in the Shadows 00:27
Let's kill them
Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet - What We Do in the Shadows 00:26
Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet

Cast

Vladislav - Jemaine Clement
Deacon - Jonny Brugh
Petyr - Ben Fransham
Pauline (The Beast) - Elena Stejko
Julian - Jason Hoyte
Policewoman - Karen O'Leary
Policeman - Mike Minogue
Zombie - Ian Harcourt
Katherine - Ethel Robinson
Vampire Hunter - Brad Harding
Fix Attendant - Isaac Heron
Vampire Witch - Yvette Parsons
Club Bouncer - Aaron Jackson
Child Vampire - Morgana Hills
Child Vampire - Morag Hills
Phillip - Frank Habicht
Big Kumara Bouncer (as Moose Kapua) - Maurice Kapua
Hypnotised Man / Vladislav's Victim - Denis Welch
Bouncer Richie - Mario Gaoa
Viago's Victim - Kura Forrester
Vladislav's Victim - Luke Bonjers
Anton - Rhys Darby
Clifton - Cohen Holloway
Nathan M - Nathan Meister
Nathan G - Tanemahuta Gray
Nathan G - Nathan Gray
WW2 Nazi Vampire - Ruby Vincent
WW2 Nazi Vampire (as Jaxon Cook) - Jaxson Cook
WW2 Nazi Vampire - Matthew Harvey-White
WW2 Nazi Vampire (as Matt Dravitzki) - Matthew Dravitzki
WW2 Nazi Vampire - Roland Hunter
WW2 Nazi Vampire - Stan Alley
Succubus - Lucy Marinkovich
Succubus - Melanie Hamilton
Succubus (as Ana Flaherty) - Anna Flaherty
Zombie - Aaron Lewis
Mauled Cameraman (Dave) - Rodney Cook
Werewolf - Tim Capper
Bar Patron - Robert Catto
Boogie Wonderland Girl - Natalie Crane
Bar Patron - Leroy Cross
Zombie - Graeme Ford
Bar Patron - John Gavriel
Self (archive footage) - Adolf Hitler
Vampire - Freyja MacLeod
Vampire - Simon McArthur
Werewolf - Daniel Rathbon
Dancer - Emma Smith