One day I was selling my wares, and I walked past this old, creepy castle, and I look at...
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One day I was selling my wares, and I walked past this old, creepy castle, and I look at it and think, "'Very old and creepy". And then this creature flies at me! It dragged me back to this dark dungeon, and bit into my neck. And just at the point of death... this creature forced me to suck its foul blood. And then it opened it's wings, like this, and hovered above me screeching, "Now... You are vampire!" And it was Petyr. And we're still friends today.
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One day I was
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selling my wares
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And I walked passed this old creepy castle
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and I look at it and think
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'very old and creepy '
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And then this creature
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flies at me
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It dragged me back to this dark dungeon
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And bit into my neck
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And just at the point of death
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this creature
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forced me to suck its foul blood
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And then
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it opened it's wings like this
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And hovered above me
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 343
Timestamp in movie: 00h 05m 52s
Uploaded: 20 February, 2022
Genres: comedy, horror
Summary: Viago, Deacon, and Vladislav are vampires who are struggling with the mundane aspects of modern life, like paying rent, keeping up with the chore wheel, trying to get into nightclubs, and overcoming flatmate conflicts.
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00:13 Anything you want to find you Yeah
00:07 What are you doing tonight
00:10 Some people freak out a bit about the age difference
00:22 I work for a company that does um
00:06 You will not eat Stu and you will not eat the camera guy
00:04 We should get some slaves
00:11 I really hope that those guys don't kill those police
00:07 He was an 18th century dandy
00:14 If you push images then we can see pictures of virgins
00:06 We're vampires We don't put down towels
00:09 You got really warm hands Stu
00:10 Deacon
00:05 I go for a look which I call Dead But Delicious
00:09 The neighbors can see you flying around the house
00:36 But this is what happens when you are a vampire
00:08 You're a cool guy but you're not pulling your...
00:06 When you are a vampire you become very sexy
00:07 I love you I love you too
00:09 You can't go to the the ball as Blade
00:10 And I was thinking maybe