This is what happens when you're a vampire. You have to watch everyone die. Your mother...
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Deacon:
This is what happens when you're a vampire. You have to watch everyone die. Your mother and father. All your friends. Sometimes brutal, like slipping and falling onto a giant spike. Or falling asleep in an autumn pile of leaves and having some of them block your windpipe. Or making the simple mistake of fashioning a mask out of crackers and being attacked by ducks, geese, swans. Or simply dying of old age. But even old age is brutal. Watching your friends grow old. They can't piss, and they say stupid things, and their brains go, and they can't remember anything. And then one day they can't even remember who you are, and you wish they were dead, and then they do die. No, if I know Stu, this was probably the way he wanted to go. Disembowelled by werewolves. Blood and guts splayed onto the trees. His face torn to shreds.
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Deacon:
I hope I made you feel better.
Transcript
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But this is what happens when you are a vampire
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You have to watch everyone die
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Your mother and father
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All your friends
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Sometimes brutal
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Like slipping and falling onto a giant spike
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Or falling asleep
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in an autumn pile of leaves
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and having some of them block your wind pipe
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Or making the simple mistake
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of fashioning a mask out of crackers
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 368
Timestamp in movie: 01h 14m 36s
Uploaded: 20 February, 2022
Genres: comedy, horror
Summary: Viago, Deacon, and Vladislav are vampires who are struggling with the mundane aspects of modern life, like paying rent, keeping up with the chore wheel, trying to get into nightclubs, and overcoming flatmate conflicts.
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