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What We Do in the Shadows

I was cast because they thought that I looked like a vampire, never once realizing that I...

I was cast because they thought that I looked like a vampire, never once realizing that I was a fucking vampire

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I was cast because they thought
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that I looked like a vampire,
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never once realizing
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that I was a fucking vampire.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:49
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror

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Movie Summary

A look into the nightly lives of four vampires who have lived together on Staten Island for over a century.
S01 • E08 Probably because the Macarena swept the nation. - What We Do in the Shadows 00:05
Probably because the Macarena swept the nation.
S01 • E10 I mean, vampires are real, - What We Do in the Shadows 00:04
I mean, vampires are real,
S01 • E08 So... I didn't really have time for anything else. - What We Do in the Shadows 00:05
So... I didn't really have time for anything else.
S01 • E01 Very animalistic. - What We Do in the Shadows 00:10
Very animalistic.
S01 • E02 I appreciate, uh, your perspective, Mr. Chapman, - What We Do in the Shadows 00:06
I appreciate, uh, your perspective, Mr. Chapman,
S01 • E04 (whirring) - What We Do in the Shadows 00:06
(whirring)
S01 • E07 Serious, serious, serious. - What We Do in the Shadows 00:05
Serious, serious, serious.
S01 • E09 I took part in thousands - What We Do in the Shadows 00:04
I took part in thousands
S01 • E03 - He's broken the bloody window. - My other leg! - What We Do in the Shadows 00:05
- He's broken the bloody window. - My other leg!
S01 • E09 If you see them now, - What We Do in the Shadows 00:06
If you see them now,
S01 • E08 So, we need to work out what yours is, - What We Do in the Shadows 00:06
So, we need to work out what yours is,
S01 • E01 We should get a chariot led by - What We Do in the Shadows 00:06
We should get a chariot led by
S01 • E05 -Oh, uh... -Or are we going to destroy - What We Do in the Shadows 00:06
-Oh, uh... -Or are we going to destroy
S01 • E04 -But it's... -(door shuts) - What We Do in the Shadows 00:05
-But it's... -(door shuts)
S01 • E09 My darling, I have found something - What We Do in the Shadows 00:07
My darling, I have found something
S01 • E01 - I like that. - That's a lot of alligators, - What We Do in the Shadows 00:04
- I like that. - That's a lot of alligators,
S01 • E03 - He could've killed me. - Possibly, but you know, - What We Do in the Shadows 00:05
- He could've killed me. - Possibly, but you know,
S05 • E09 Oh, yes. - What We Do in the Shadows 00:06
Oh, yes.
S01 • E02 Uh, according to the statute, if Mr. Chapman's residence - What We Do in the Shadows 00:08
Uh, according to the statute, if Mr. Chapman's residenc...
S01 • E03 Hey, Kamal. Put on a little weight this weekend, no? - What We Do in the Shadows 00:04
Hey, Kamal. Put on a little weight this weekend, no?