I think there was a vantailing me, they may have been - tailing you, too.- Derek, that was...
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I think there was a van
tailing me, they may have been - tailing you, too.
- Derek, that was them. Whoa. - You guys are good. Respect.
- Derek, just promise me you haven't told anyone else
that I'm here. Guillermo, who would I tell?
Literally. My neighbor Chad? Because... yes, actually,
I did tell Chad. This is serious, okay? My master is actively
trying to kill me. Did you bring my meat? Yes, burgers, extra rare,
just like you asked. I tried hypnosis on the cashier
so I could get them for free. Turns out, I'm bad at it. So, um,
I don't know if you use Venmo or maybe you're a Zelle guy... These are not raw. I can taste that they've
kissed the grill, Derek
tailing me, they may have been - tailing you, too.
- Derek, that was them. Whoa. - You guys are good. Respect.
- Derek, just promise me you haven't told anyone else
that I'm here. Guillermo, who would I tell?
Literally. My neighbor Chad? Because... yes, actually,
I did tell Chad. This is serious, okay? My master is actively
trying to kill me. Did you bring my meat? Yes, burgers, extra rare,
just like you asked. I tried hypnosis on the cashier
so I could get them for free. Turns out, I'm bad at it. So, um,
I don't know if you use Venmo or maybe you're a Zelle guy... These are not raw. I can taste that they've
kissed the grill, Derek
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I think there was a van
tailing me, they may have been
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- tailing you, too.
- Derek, that was them.
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Whoa.
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- You guys are good. Respect.
- Derek, just promise me
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you haven't told anyone else
that I'm here.
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Guillermo, who would I tell?
Literally. My neighbor Chad?
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Because... yes, actually,
I did tell Chad.
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This is serious, okay?
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My master is actively
trying to kill me.
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Did you bring my meat?
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Yes, burgers, extra rare,
just like you asked.
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I tried hypnosis on the cashier
so I could get them for free.
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Turns out, I'm bad at it.
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So, um,
I don't know if you use Venmo
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or maybe you're a Zelle guy...
00:00:25.215 --> 00:00:27.686
These are not raw.
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I can taste that they've
kissed the grill, Derek.
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Movie Summary
A look into the nightly lives of four vampires who have lived together on Staten Island for over a century.
