"What Women Want" quotes
A cocky, chauvinistic advertising executive magically acquires the ability to hear what women are thinking.
Director: Nancy Meyers
Writer: Josh Goldsmith, Cathy Yuspa, Diane Drake
Production: N/A
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 47/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $182,811,707
Released: 15 Dec 2000
Awards: 5 wins & 9 nominations
119 Clips
00:08 You talk to me like a woman you think like a woman
00:04 You okay sir Fine I'm fine
00:04 You go girl
00:06 - You go, girl.
00:07 Yes I'm sure I'm the ''man eating bitch...
00:06 Yeah Are you free tonight
00:36 Woman Do you know the expression ''a man's...
00:26 Why are you not the happiest guy
in Chicago right now ?
00:16 [ Whistling ]
00:10 What kind of knight in shining armor would I be
00:13 What do women want ?
00:05 What am I doing She's not in the refrigerator
00:12 Well, I was thinking that, um,
00:05 - [ Voices Overlapping ]
00:23 -Try this one.
-Oh, I love this. This is fantastic.
00:14 Thinking Who would've thought Slow starter
00:05 - [ Thinking, Indistinct ]
00:05 There's way too much estrogen on television these days
00:21 Then I think you're fired.
00:08 The price you pay just for being you
00:23 Stop it. You've got the dress.
Treat yourself to lipsti...
00:18 Stammering No I was just
00:06 So, if you had a bed,
00:07 So, where's your bed going ?
00:07 Sir that was inspiring
00:05 One down two to go Chuckles
00:24 Okay okay okay I gotta think like a broad
00:06 Okay Lied about the grande
00:31 Okay.
Here you go.
00:27 Oh, what the hell
has he done now ?
00:05 Oh she thinks you're overpaid and gay
00:08 Oh, Jesus.
That's so dangerous.
00:15 Oh, I'm a grown woman.
Just say it.
00:31 Oh, good, I'm not dead.
00:21 Oh from your lips
00:11 Now I feel kind of, uh,
00:06 Nike No games
00:11 My dad How can I best describe him
00:19 Mr. Marshall,
how are you doing today ?
00:05 Mom had this talk with me when I was like 11
00:06 Living room.
00:12 - Living life.
00:06 Lf you know what women want
00:07 Ladies and gentlemen Nick Marshall is a sex god
00:11 I'm sorry.
00:04 I'd steal her buns if I could
00:12 I wonder if it's too late to go over there
00:07 I realize I haven't been the perfect dad
00:15 I predict no one will even know I'm
gone until the file...
00:15 I like it here.
00:07 I can't believe this.
00:12 I can see elegant parties in here Waiters with caviar
00:07 Hi What are you doing
00:13 Have you ever done that
00:06 Ha !
I love it.
00:07 [ Groaning ]
00:06 Gigi your ex is here
00:13 [ Frank Sinatra ]
00:10 Excuse me. Do you know
where Alex Marshall is ?
00:05 - [ Elevator Bell Dings ]
00:13 Down the alley.
00:07 Do you know the difference between a wife and a job
00:15 - Did she call in sick ?
- I don't think so. Didn'...
00:08 [Dialing]
00:08 - [Dan] I know. I know.
00:12 Created and Encoded by -- Bokutox -- of ...
00:15 Come on !
Do your thing !
00:23 [Cell Phone Ringing]
00:06 Can we walk 'Cause in case you live I don't wanna...
00:58 But that's that's fine
00:11 Annie, get a hold of Darcy's address
and number as quic...
00:22 And look at you.
00:27 [Alex] The dress
you picked out is totally hideous.
00:07 ''Adversary'' Surely you mean adversary...
00:11 One kiss doesn't make me a lesbian
00:07 One down two to go
00:07 Women are insane Who would do that more than once
00:08 I know everything And Mom knows me for real
00:13 Feels kind of nice
Cast
Nick Marshall - Mel Gibson
Darcy Maguire - Helen Hunt
Lola - Marisa Tomei
Dan Wanamaker - Alan Alda
Alex Marshall - Ashley Johnson