"Whatever Works" quotes

Whatever Works poster
A middle-aged, misanthropic divorcée from New York City surprisingly enters a fulfilling, Pygmalion-type relationship with a much younger, unsophisticated Southern girl.

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen
Production: Sony Pictures Classics
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 45/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $5,300,000
Released: 03 Jul 2009
Awards: 2 wins & 1 nomination.

40 Clips

It's been proven television eats away the brain - Whatever Works 00:17
It's been proven television eats away the brain
I'll put something on TV - Whatever Works 00:21
I'll put something on TV
If you throw me out and I wind up an Asian prostitute - Whatever Works 00:49
If you throw me out and I wind up an Asian prostitute
I want to go someplace fun - Whatever Works 00:29
I want to go someplace fun
I thought you didn't have an ulcer - Whatever Works 00:26
I thought you didn't have an ulcer
I really like the way these pants fit - Whatever Works 00:15
I really like the way these pants fit
I knew this day would come - Whatever Works 00:22
I knew this day would come
I hate you and I just met you - Whatever Works 00:18
I hate you and I just met you
I happen to hate New Year's celebrations - Whatever Works 02:57
I happen to hate New Year's celebrations
I dreamt about you last night - Whatever Works 00:45
I dreamt about you last night
You're a sweet kid - Whatever Works 00:54
You're a sweet kid
I can't go back to her - Whatever Works 00:27
I can't go back to her
I can't believe what I'm seein' - Whatever Works 01:28
I can't believe what I'm seein'
I always carry some Viagra with me - Whatever Works 00:19
I always carry some Viagra with me
How'd he get that limp - Whatever Works 00:27
How'd he get that limp
How old are you - Whatever Works 00:24
How old are you
Have you ever heard of Heisenberg's uncertainty principal - Whatever Works 01:09
Have you ever heard of Heisenberg's uncertainty principal
Happy birthday to you - Whatever Works 00:17
Happy birthday to you
Even with a text book right wing mentality - Whatever Works 02:09
Even with a text book right wing mentality
Don't you know you have to sing happy birthday twice to get the germs off - Whatever Works 00:22
Don't you know you have to sing happy birthday twice to get...
Do you really think I'm beautiful - Whatever Works 01:40
Do you really think I'm beautiful
Despite what they tell you - Whatever Works 00:35
Despite what they tell you
Can you believe this cracker - Whatever Works 01:01
Can you believe this cracker
Boris Yellnikoff - Whatever Works 00:27
Boris Yellnikoff
Am I a member of my generation - Whatever Works 00:13
Am I a member of my generation
All I know is that nothing moves faster than the speed of light - Whatever Works 00:25
All I know is that nothing moves faster than the speed of...
You are a very difficult man to live with - Whatever Works 00:34
You are a very difficult man to live with
Why would you want to hear my story - Whatever Works 08:32
Why would you want to hear my story
What are you talking about - Whatever Works 00:36
What are you talking about
We were both students at the University of Chicago - Whatever Works 00:25
We were both students at the University of Chicago
This is the kind of man you should be married to - Whatever Works 00:37
This is the kind of man you should be married to
They've had to install automatic toilets in public restrooms - Whatever Works 00:30
They've had to install automatic toilets in public restrooms
That's why I can't say enough times - Whatever Works 00:37
That's why I can't say enough times
That's not what I'm saying - Whatever Works 01:30
That's not what I'm saying
So what kind of genius are you any way - Whatever Works 00:24
So what kind of genius are you any way
Should I call an ambulance - Whatever Works 00:16
Should I call an ambulance
Short sighted worms - Whatever Works 00:15
Short sighted worms
She's exactly the kind of moron you described - Whatever Works 01:27
She's exactly the kind of moron you described
Please forgive me - Whatever Works 00:27
Please forgive me
My life is circumscribed - Whatever Works 00:38
My life is circumscribed

Cast

Boris - Larry David
Boris' Friend - Adam Brooks
Boris' Friend - Lyle Kanouse
Boris' Friend - Michael McKean
Boy on Street - Clifford Lee Dickson
Boy's Mother - Yolonda Ross
Chess Mother - Samantha Bee
Melody Celestine - Evan Rachel Wood
Brockman - Conleth Hill
Lady at Chinese Restaurant - Marcia DeBonis
Chess Girl - Willa Cuthrell
Perry's Friend - Nicole Patrick
Randy - Henry Cavill
Morgenstern - Olek Krupa
Helena - Jessica Hecht
Television Voice (voice) - Lindsay Michelle Nader
Television Voice (voice) - Armand Schultz
Flea Market Shopper - Steve Antonucci
Photo Gallery Patron - Marc Alan Austen
Cafe Waitress - Julie Basem
Flea Market Shopper - Dan Burkarth
Gallery Guest - Kenneth Edelson
Restaurant Patron - Christian Neil
Concert Goer - Gabriel Nussbaum
Concert Goer - Chris Nuñez
Gallery Special Guest - Celeste Octavia
Club Girl - Amanda Rea
Guy on Bench - Quincy Rose
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