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Whatever Works explores the relationship between a crotchety misanthrope, Boris and a naïve, impressionable young runaway from the south, Melody. When Melody's uptight parents arrive in New York to rescue her, they are quickly drawn into wildly unexpected romantic entanglements. Everyone discovers that finding love is just a combination of lucky chance and appreciating the value of "whatever works."

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen
Production: Sony Pictures Classics
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 45/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $5,300,000
Released: 03 Jul 2009
Awards: 2 wins & 1 nomination.

47 video clips

Boris YellnikoffBoy On StreetBoy's MotherBoris' FriendMelody CelestineMelodie St. Ann CelestineHelenaMariettaJessicaRandyJohnBoris' FriendLeo BrockmanPerry's Friend
Short sighted worms - Whatever Works 00:15 Short sighted worms Should I call an ambulance - Whatever Works 00:16 Should I call an ambulance That's not what I'm saying - Whatever Works 01:30 That's not what I'm saying Why would you want to hear my story - Whatever Works 08:32 Why would you want to hear my story I can't believe what I'm seein' - Whatever Works 01:28 I can't believe what I'm seein' That's why I can't say enough times - Whatever Works 00:18 That's why I can't say enough times They've had to install automatic toilets in public restrooms - Whatever Works 00:11 They've had to install automatic toilets in public... Despite what they tell you - Whatever Works 00:21 Despite what they tell you I happen to hate New Year's celebrations - Whatever Works 01:15 I happen to hate New Year's celebrations Have you ever heard of Heisenberg's uncertainty principal - Whatever Works 00:33 Have you ever heard of Heisenberg's uncertainty... I dreamt about you last night - Whatever Works 00:18 I dreamt about you last night Am I a member of my generation - Whatever Works 00:05 Am I a member of my generation I'll put something on TV - Whatever Works 00:11 I'll put something on TV Can you believe this cracker - Whatever Works 00:25 Can you believe this cracker I want to go someplace fun - Whatever Works 00:17 I want to go someplace fun I knew this day would come - Whatever Works 00:24 I knew this day would come Please forgive me - Whatever Works 00:11 Please forgive me She's exactly the kind of moron you described - Whatever Works 00:35 She's exactly the kind of moron you described Boris Yellnikoff - Whatever Works 00:19 Boris Yellnikoff I can't believe what I'm seeing I mean - Whatever Works 00:47 I can't believe what I'm seeing I mean I thought you didn't have an ulcer - Whatever Works 00:08 I thought you didn't have an ulcer I hate you and I just met you - Whatever Works 00:16 I hate you and I just met you All I know is that nothing moves faster than the speed of light - Whatever Works 00:10 All I know is that nothing moves faster than the speed of... How'd he get that limp - Whatever Works 00:14 How'd he get that limp Don't you know you have to sing happy birthday twice to get the germs off - Whatever Works 00:10 Don't you know you have to sing happy birthday twice to... How old are you - Whatever Works 00:14 How old are you You're a sweet kid - Whatever Works 00:30 You're a sweet kid Do you really think I'm beautiful - Whatever Works 00:43 Do you really think I'm beautiful My life is circumscribed - Whatever Works 00:19 My life is circumscribed We were both students at the University of Chicago - Whatever Works 00:18 We were both students at the University of Chicago Even with a text book right wing mentality - Whatever Works 00:51 Even with a text book right wing mentality This is the kind of man you should be married to - Whatever Works 00:22 This is the kind of man you should be married to What are you talking about - Whatever Works 00:13 What are you talking about I really like the way these pants fit - Whatever Works 00:08 I really like the way these pants fit I can't go back to her - Whatever Works 00:15 I can't go back to her If you throw me out and I wind up an Asian prostitute - Whatever Works 00:23 If you throw me out and I wind up an Asian prostitute Don't use that line Because Boris said that he dreamt about me last night - Whatever Works 00:18 Don't use that line Because Boris said that he dreamt... Happy birthday to you - Whatever Works 00:09 Happy birthday to you So what kind of genius are you any way - Whatever Works 00:21 So what kind of genius are you any way I always carry some Viagra with me - Whatever Works 00:11 I always carry some Viagra with me Believe me - Whatever Works 00:21 Believe me It's been proven television eats away the brain - Whatever Works 00:09 It's been proven television eats away the brain And you know you're a beautiful girl - Whatever Works 00:22 And you know you're a beautiful girl All the girls had a crush on him but he liked me - Whatever Works 00:20 All the girls had a crush on him but he liked me People always hated foreigners It's the American way - Whatever Works 00:14 People always hated foreigners It's the American way How do I look Subnormal - Whatever Works 00:15 How do I look Subnormal You are a very difficult man to live with - Whatever Works 00:14 You are a very difficult man to live with

Cast

Boris - Larry David
Boris' Friend - Adam Brooks
Boris' Friend - Lyle Kanouse
Boris' Friend - Michael McKean
Boy on Street - Clifford Lee Dickson
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