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Whatever Works

Don't you know you have to sing happy birthday twice to get the germs off?

Boris Yellnikoff:

Don't you know you have to sing happy birthday twice to get the germs off?

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You don't know you have to sing Happy Birthday twice to get the germs off
Duration
10 seconds
Views
4,826
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:27
Uploaded
Nov 25, 2022
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Sony Pictures Classics

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Movie Summary

Whatever Works explores the relationship between a crotchety misanthrope, Boris and a naïve, impressionable young runaway from the south, Melody. When Melody's uptight parents arrive in New York to rescue her, they are quickly drawn into wildly unexpected romantic entanglements. Everyone discovers that finding love is just a combination of lucky chance and appreciating the value of "whatever works."

Actors

Larry David
Boris Yellnikoff
Larry David
You're a sweet kid - Whatever Works 00:30
You're a sweet kid
If you throw me out and I wind up an Asian prostitute - Whatever Works 00:23
If you throw me out and I wind up an Asian prostitute
All the girls had a crush on him but he liked me - Whatever Works 00:20
All the girls had a crush on him but he liked me
I'll put something on TV - Whatever Works 00:11
I'll put something on TV
People always hated foreigners It's the American way - Whatever Works 00:14
People always hated foreigners It's the American way
So what kind of genius are you any way - Whatever Works 00:21
So what kind of genius are you any way
It's been proven television eats away the brain - Whatever Works 00:09
It's been proven television eats away the brain
We were both students at the University of Chicago - Whatever Works 00:18
We were both students at the University of Chicago
And you know you're a beautiful girl - Whatever Works 00:22
And you know you're a beautiful girl
Do you really think I'm beautiful - Whatever Works 00:43
Do you really think I'm beautiful
Despite what they tell you - Whatever Works 00:21
Despite what they tell you
I thought you didn't have an ulcer - Whatever Works 00:08
I thought you didn't have an ulcer
How do I look Subnormal - Whatever Works 00:15
How do I look Subnormal
You are a very difficult man to live with - Whatever Works 00:14
You are a very difficult man to live with
My life is circumscribed - Whatever Works 00:19
My life is circumscribed
All I know is that nothing moves faster than the speed of light - Whatever Works 00:10
All I know is that nothing moves faster than the speed of...
She's exactly the kind of moron you described - Whatever Works 00:35
She's exactly the kind of moron you described
I want to go someplace fun - Whatever Works 00:17
I want to go someplace fun
Even with a text book right wing mentality - Whatever Works 00:51
Even with a text book right wing mentality
This is the kind of man you should be married to - Whatever Works 00:22
This is the kind of man you should be married to