You know, I have to say, even with a text book right wing mentality, your mother-in-law...
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Leo Brockman:
You know, I have to say, even with a text book right wing mentality, your mother-in-law has beautifully shaped breasts.
Boris Yellnikoff:
You know, you-your a man of learning, of cultivation, of aesthetic sensibility, this is what you take away from all that school prayer hokum and my country right or wrong? Her bosom?
Leo Brockman:
Its not just her bosom! Her behind is also beautifully contoured.
Boris Yellnikoff:
Well, I'm sure you'll have no problem getting her to bed. She's vulnerable. She's stupid and she's been abandoned. Personally, I lose all erotic inclination when the woman's a member of the National Rifle Association.
Leo Brockman:
It's pear shaped. Degas used to distinguish between an apple shaped behind and pear shaped. And I'm a big fruit eater.
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You know I have to say even with a textbook right wing mentality
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your mother in law has beautifully shaped breasts
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You know you're a man of learning
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of cultivation of aesthetic sensibility
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This is what you take away from the school prayer hokum
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and my country right or wrong Her bosom
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It's not just her bosom Her behind is also beautifully contoured
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Well I'm sure you'll have no problem getting her into bed
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She's vulnerable she's stupid and she's been abandoned
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Personally I lose all erotic inclination
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when the woman's a member of the National Rifle Association
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It's pear shaped
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Degas used to distinguish between an apple shaped behind and pear shaped
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And I'm a big fruit eater
Clip duration: 51 seconds
Views: 256
Timestamp in movie: 00h 49m 39s
Uploaded: 25 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Whatever Works explores the relationship between a crotchety misanthrope, Boris and a naïve, impressionable young runaway from the south, Melody. When Melody's uptight parents arrive in New York to rescue her, they are quickly drawn into wildly unexpected romantic entanglements. Everyone discovers that finding love is just a combination of lucky chance and appreciating the value of "whatever works."
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