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"What's New Pussycat" quotes

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A playboy who refuses to give up his hedonistic lifestyle to settle down and marry his true love seeks help from a demented psychoanalyst who is having romantic problems of his own.

Director: Clive Donner
Writer: Woody Allen
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1965
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $18,820,000
Released: 22 Jun 1965
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 4 nominations total
Could you help me - What's New Pussycat 00:14 Could you help me So you turned promiscuous - What's New Pussycat 00:18 So you turned promiscuous Did you find a job - What's New Pussycat 00:14 Did you find a job Lascivious adulterer - What's New Pussycat 00:35 Lascivious adulterer You don't want me here for a reason You're covering up - What's New Pussycat 00:11 You don't want me here for a reason You're... Mademoiselle the boys of emergency suicide ward - What's New Pussycat 00:13 Mademoiselle the boys of emergency suicide ward The most beloved gynecologist in Vienna - What's New Pussycat 00:26 The most beloved gynecologist in Vienna In the name of all that is gracious - What's New Pussycat 00:24 In the name of all that is gracious We're married thirty seconds and already you look at other women - What's New Pussycat 00:16 We're married thirty seconds and already you look at... Well I freely admit it I uh decided to follow you here - What's New Pussycat 00:30 Well I freely admit it I uh decided to follow you here This can't work - What's New Pussycat 00:09 This can't work Give me the key - What's New Pussycat 00:09 Give me the key You got something to eat - What's New Pussycat 00:33 You got something to eat Who is that thing That is no thing this is my wife - What's New Pussycat 00:15 Who is that thing That is no thing this is my wife I know you'll think this is crazy - What's New Pussycat 00:10 I know you'll think this is crazy Don't think I don't appreciate those things Like finesse atmosphere - What's New Pussycat 00:10 Don't think I don't appreciate those things Like... I can't let you make love to me with someone in the closet - What's New Pussycat 00:18 I can't let you make love to me with someone in the... Who is that thing - What's New Pussycat 00:11 Who is that thing The creature that ate Europe - What's New Pussycat 00:09 The creature that ate Europe I just burnt my finger - What's New Pussycat 00:09 I just burnt my finger You'll like this group analysis - What's New Pussycat 00:09 You'll like this group analysis Well if it fails we will try something else I use all kinds of unorthodox methods - What's New Pussycat 00:12 Well if it fails we will try something else I use all kinds... She had me down to my shorts and I fainted from tension - What's New Pussycat 00:07 She had me down to my shorts and I fainted from tension If you have any hopes for winning me now is the moment to prove it Go on - What's New Pussycat 00:11 If you have any hopes for winning me now is the moment to... That's the point - What's New Pussycat 00:07 That's the point Pussycat from the sky - What's New Pussycat 00:18 Pussycat from the sky I want ALL YOU CATS - What's New Pussycat 00:06 I want ALL YOU CATS I'll see you next Friday - What's New Pussycat 00:12 I'll see you next Friday When the light hits him a certain way - What's New Pussycat 00:06 When the light hits him a certain way Could you tell me about your typical clientele - What's New Pussycat 00:45 Could you tell me about your typical clientele Actually we were discussing the dream about the train entering the tunnel - What's New Pussycat 00:07 Actually we were discussing the dream about the train... Perhaps I haven't lost a son - What's New Pussycat 00:15 Perhaps I haven't lost a son And what can I do - What's New Pussycat 00:33 And what can I do Thank you for another pot of flowers - What's New Pussycat 00:25 Thank you for another pot of flowers I   I saw your lips standing there - What's New Pussycat 00:08 I I saw your lips standing there A point I've noticed - What's New Pussycat 00:29 A point I've noticed It's different for a girl - What's New Pussycat 00:13 It's different for a girl He told me any time I had trouble controlling myself I should blow the whistle - What's New Pussycat 00:34 He told me any time I had trouble controlling myself I... I'll no more on't - What's New Pussycat 00:23 I'll no more on't I prefer the sickness to the cure - What's New Pussycat 00:10 I prefer the sickness to the cure She's beautiful - What's New Pussycat 00:26 She's beautiful I have to call someone and tell them I will not be home tonight - What's New Pussycat 00:19 I have to call someone and tell them I will not be home... You hyperthyroid - What's New Pussycat 00:11 You hyperthyroid A little gentle steam - What's New Pussycat 00:20 A little gentle steam I love it when you're domineering - What's New Pussycat 00:05 I love it when you're domineering You loved me in your office - What's New Pussycat 00:28 You loved me in your office I'm hungry - What's New Pussycat 00:11 I'm hungry Parachuting's a funny recreation for a girl - What's New Pussycat 00:29 Parachuting's a funny recreation for a girl See you tomorrow - What's New Pussycat 00:21 See you tomorrow It's the safest place in the worid - What's New Pussycat 00:15 It's the safest place in the worid Chateau Chantelle - What's New Pussycat 00:16 Chateau Chantelle I want you - What's New Pussycat 00:12 I want you Please send up some champagne   and five dozen oysters - What's New Pussycat 00:08 Please send up some champagne and five dozen oysters I beg your body - What's New Pussycat 00:09 I beg your body Oh what a fool I've been - What's New Pussycat 00:22 Oh what a fool I've been Come back to bed immediately - What's New Pussycat 00:10 Come back to bed immediately Do you think you could love a short man - What's New Pussycat 00:07 Do you think you could love a short man I'm going into the bathroom to take an overdose of sleeping pills - What's New Pussycat 00:17 I'm going into the bathroom to take an overdose of... As a man's life goes down the drain - What's New Pussycat 00:07 As a man's life goes down the drain Do you have any salt - What's New Pussycat 00:16 Do you have any salt Unlike other sports - What's New Pussycat 00:34 Unlike other sports Foiled by a cheap cinematic trick - What's New Pussycat 00:12 Foiled by a cheap cinematic trick Before you use that spear may I explain that what you see is merely an illusi n - What's New Pussycat 00:16 Before you use that spear may I explain that what you see is... I'll be back tomorrow - What's New Pussycat 00:14 I'll be back tomorrow I can't spell Sigismund - What's New Pussycat 00:15 I can't spell Sigismund You are a monster and a monster - What's New Pussycat 00:05 You are a monster and a monster I've had a lot of experience fondling - What's New Pussycat 00:10 I've had a lot of experience fondling Haven't  you  seen  me  somewhere before - What's New Pussycat 00:17 Haven't you seen me somewhere before I can't help it - What's New Pussycat 00:18 I can't help it Your face is like the pale autumn moon - What's New Pussycat 00:09 Your face is like the pale autumn moon We must have physical health as well as mental health - What's New Pussycat 00:20 We must have physical health as well as mental health But you can't come in here - What's New Pussycat 00:10 But you can't come in here My job is a lecher's dream - What's New Pussycat 00:13 My job is a lecher's dream Without your precious love I can't go on - What's New Pussycat 00:22 Without your precious love I can't go on Hello my little laxative This is baby Fritzy here - What's New Pussycat 00:08 Hello my little laxative This is baby Fritzy here Hello Zsa Zsa This is Fritz How are you my little flesh pudding - What's New Pussycat 00:14 Hello Zsa Zsa This is Fritz How are you my little flesh... The worst curse in the worid is to be mediocre - What's New Pussycat 00:13 The worst curse in the worid is to be mediocre I want to hear your poems - What's New Pussycat 00:39 I want to hear your poems One more poem - What's New Pussycat 00:18 One more poem When it comes to liquor I'm a health nut - What's New Pussycat 00:12 When it comes to liquor I'm a health nut What would you like - What's New Pussycat 00:30 What would you like How'd you like my poems - What's New Pussycat 00:22 How'd you like my poems You must not strike me - What's New Pussycat 00:20 You must not strike me Have you no shame - What's New Pussycat 00:12 Have you no shame I do earn my pay - What's New Pussycat 00:22 I do earn my pay You must not attack her - What's New Pussycat 00:17 You must not attack her Miss Lefebvre You look positively ravishing in that face - What's New Pussycat 00:08 Miss Lefebvre You look positively ravishing in that face Why don't we all undress It's so modern - What's New Pussycat 00:15 Why don't we all undress It's so modern It's Mr Overactive Glands - What's New Pussycat 00:07 It's Mr Overactive Glands

Cast

Dr. Fritz Fassbender - Peter Sellers
Michael James - Peter O'Toole
Carole Werner - Romy Schneider
Renée Lefevre - Capucine
Liz Bien - Paula Prentiss