"What's New Pussycat" quotes

What's New Pussycat poster
A playboy who refuses to give up his hedonistic lifestyle to settle down and marry his true love seeks help from a demented psychoanalyst who is having romantic problems of his own.

Director: Clive Donner
Writer: Woody Allen
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1965
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $18,820,000
Released: 22 Jun 1965
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 4 nominations total

73 Clips

Do you think you could love a short man - What's New Pussycat 00:27
Do you think you could love a short man
I have to go to Chateau Chantelle for the weekend - What's New Pussycat 00:41
I have to go to Chateau Chantelle for the weekend
It's Mr Overactive Glands - What's New Pussycat 00:14
It's Mr Overactive Glands
I love it when you're domineering - What's New Pussycat 00:17
I love it when you're domineering
A little gentle steam - What's New Pussycat 00:35
A little gentle steam
I have to call someone and tell them I will not be home tonight - What's New Pussycat 00:13
I have to call someone and tell them I will not be home...
You must not attack her - What's New Pussycat 00:20
You must not attack her
I do earn my pay - What's New Pussycat 00:15
I do earn my pay
Have you no shame - What's New Pussycat 00:28
Have you no shame
You must not strike me - What's New Pussycat 00:38
You must not strike me
How'd you like my poems - What's New Pussycat 00:46
How'd you like my poems
Thank you for another pot of flowers - What's New Pussycat 00:32
Thank you for another pot of flowers
What would you like - What's New Pussycat 00:54
What would you like
I want to hear your poems - What's New Pussycat 00:54
I want to hear your poems
The worst curse in the worid is to be mediocre - What's New Pussycat 00:19
The worst curse in the worid is to be mediocre
My job is a lecher's dream - What's New Pussycat 00:16
My job is a lecher's dream
But you can't come in here - What's New Pussycat 00:12
But you can't come in here
We must have physical health as well as mental health - What's New Pussycat 00:34
We must have physical health as well as mental health
Your face is like the pale autumn moon - What's New Pussycat 00:20
Your face is like the pale autumn moon
I can't help it - What's New Pussycat 00:39
I can't help it
Haven't  you  seen  me  somewhere before - What's New Pussycat 00:16
Haven't you seen me somewhere before
I've had a lot of experience fondling - What's New Pussycat 00:27
I've had a lot of experience fondling
You are a monster and a monster - What's New Pussycat 00:17
You are a monster and a monster
She had me down to my shorts and I fainted from tension - What's New Pussycat 00:25
She had me down to my shorts and I fainted from tension
I can't spell Sigismund - What's New Pussycat 00:42
I can't spell Sigismund
I'll be back tomorrow - What's New Pussycat 00:34
I'll be back tomorrow
Foiled by a cheap cinematic trick - What's New Pussycat 00:17
Foiled by a cheap cinematic trick
Unlike other sports - What's New Pussycat 00:58
Unlike other sports
Do you have any salt - What's New Pussycat 00:20
Do you have any salt
As a man's life goes down the drain - What's New Pussycat 00:16
As a man's life goes down the drain
I'm going into the bathroom to take an overdose of sleeping pills - What's New Pussycat 00:36
I'm going into the bathroom to take an overdose of sleeping...
Come back to bed immediately - What's New Pussycat 00:30
Come back to bed immediately
I beg your body - What's New Pussycat 00:12
I beg your body
Please send up some champagne   and five dozen oysters - What's New Pussycat 00:23
Please send up some champagne and five dozen oysters
Chateau Chantelle - What's New Pussycat 00:36
Chateau Chantelle
It's the safest place in the worid - What's New Pussycat 00:41
It's the safest place in the worid
See you tomorrow - What's New Pussycat 00:20
See you tomorrow
Parachuting's a funny recreation for a girl - What's New Pussycat 00:51
Parachuting's a funny recreation for a girl
You loved me in your office - What's New Pussycat 00:27
You loved me in your office
So you turned promiscuous - What's New Pussycat 00:49
So you turned promiscuous
I love that in a woman - What's New Pussycat 00:51
I love that in a woman
You hyperthyroid - What's New Pussycat 00:14
You hyperthyroid
She's beautiful - What's New Pussycat 00:42
She's beautiful
I prefer the sickness to the cure - What's New Pussycat 00:18
I prefer the sickness to the cure
I'll no more on't - What's New Pussycat 00:36
I'll no more on't
He told me any time I had trouble controlling myself I should blow the whistle - What's New Pussycat 01:02
He told me any time I had trouble controlling myself I...
It's different for a girl - What's New Pussycat 00:24
It's different for a girl
A point I've noticed - What's New Pussycat 00:43
A point I've noticed
I   I saw your lips standing there - What's New Pussycat 00:13
I I saw your lips standing there
And what can I do - What's New Pussycat 01:01
And what can I do
Perhaps I haven't lost a son - What's New Pussycat 00:23
Perhaps I haven't lost a son
Could you tell me about your typical clientele - What's New Pussycat 01:21
Could you tell me about your typical clientele
When the light hits him a certain way - What's New Pussycat 00:21
When the light hits him a certain way
I'll see you next Friday - What's New Pussycat 00:47
I'll see you next Friday
I want ALL YOU CATS - What's New Pussycat 00:09
I want ALL YOU CATS
Pussycat from the sky - What's New Pussycat 00:17
Pussycat from the sky
That's the point - What's New Pussycat 00:18
That's the point
You'll like this group analysis - What's New Pussycat 00:25
You'll like this group analysis
I just burnt my finger - What's New Pussycat 00:16
I just burnt my finger
The creature that ate Europe - What's New Pussycat 00:12
The creature that ate Europe
Who is that thing - What's New Pussycat 00:16
Who is that thing
Could you help me - What's New Pussycat 00:38
Could you help me
I am a doctor of the mind - What's New Pussycat 00:44
I am a doctor of the mind
I can't let you make love to me with someone in the closet - What's New Pussycat 00:27
I can't let you make love to me with someone in the closet
You got something to eat - What's New Pussycat 00:53
You got something to eat
Give me the key - What's New Pussycat 00:24
Give me the key
This can't work - What's New Pussycat 00:21
This can't work
In the name of all that is gracious - What's New Pussycat 00:41
In the name of all that is gracious
I know you'll think this is crazy - What's New Pussycat 00:28
I know you'll think this is crazy
We're married thirty seconds and already you look at other women - What's New Pussycat 00:46
We're married thirty seconds and already you look at other...
The most beloved gynecologist in Vienna - What's New Pussycat 00:54
The most beloved gynecologist in Vienna
Lascivious adulterer - What's New Pussycat 01:03
Lascivious adulterer
Did you find a job - What's New Pussycat 00:26
Did you find a job

Cast

Dr. Fritz Fassbender - Peter Sellers
Michael James - Peter O'Toole
Carole Werner - Romy Schneider
Renée Lefevre - Capucine
Liz Bien - Paula Prentiss
Victor Shakapopulis - Woody Allen
Anna Fassbender - Eddra Gale
Jacqueline - Katrin Schaake
Mrs. Werner - Eléonore Hirt
Etienne - Jacques Balutin
Mr. Werner - Jess Hahn
Doctor - Howard Vernon
Philippe - Michel Subor
Nurse - Sabine Sun
Tempest - Nicole Karen
Charlotte - Jacqueline Fogt
Gas Station Man - Daniel Emilfork
Miss Lewis - Tanya Lopert
Miss Marks - Barbara Sommers
Car Renter - Robert Rollis
1st Stripteaser - Marion Conrad
2nd Stripteaser - Maggie Wright
Fassbinder's Child - Jean-Yves Autrey
Miss Pringle - Rosemary Blake
Man in Strip Club - Richard Burton
Concierge at Renee's Apartment - Georges Douking
Durell - Mental Patient - Colin Drake
Fat Man - Gordon Felio
Mayor's Secretary - Françoise Hardy
Masseuse - Louise Lasser
Man in Library - René Lesartesse
Fassbinder's Child - Nadine Papin
Fassbinder's Child - Pascal Wolf
Renée's neighbor - Jean-Pierre Zola