I always cry at weddings!
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Hoodlum:
A cobra? I don't like snakes. You have to pamper them so much, fer cryin' out loud? Cobra Man:
Don't say anything to upset my snake! It's the most important day of his life. It's his wedding night and he's very nervous. He's been looking forward to this... for a very long time! He's going to marry a chicken! [Lowers the hen inside the cobra's cage] Cobra Man:
Here comes the bride! [the cobra presumably attacks the hen offscreen and the hoodlum runs away, crying in disgust] Hoodlum:
I always cry at weddings!
A cobra? I don't like snakes. You have to pamper them so much, fer cryin' out loud? Cobra Man:
Don't say anything to upset my snake! It's the most important day of his life. It's his wedding night and he's very nervous. He's been looking forward to this... for a very long time! He's going to marry a chicken! [Lowers the hen inside the cobra's cage] Cobra Man:
Here comes the bride! [the cobra presumably attacks the hen offscreen and the hoodlum runs away, crying in disgust] Hoodlum:
I always cry at weddings!
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A cobra I don't like snakes
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If you pamper them so much they'll curl all up
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Don't say anything to upset my snake
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It's the most important day of his life
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It's his wedding night and he's very nervous
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He's been looking forward to his
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For a very long time
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He's going to marry a chicken
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Here comes the bride
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Movie Summary
A Japanese James Bond -esque spy flick reused and redubbed into the plot of a secret agent searching to uncover a recipe for the world's greatest egg salad in Woody Allen's directorial debut.
Actors
Hoodlum
Cobra Man
