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I think hieroglyphics are really a comic strip about a character named Sphinxy
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When Harry Met Sally

You know, I have a theory that hieroglyphics are just an ancient comic strip about a...

Harry Burns:
You know, I have a theory that hieroglyphics are just an ancient comic strip about a character named Sphinxy

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I think hieroglyphics are really a comic strip about a character named Sphinxy
Available in 8 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
414
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:41
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
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Movie Summary

Harry and Sally have known each other for years, and are very good friends, but they fear sex would ruin the friendship.

Actors

Billy Crystal
Harry Burns
Billy Crystal
The first date back is always the toughest HarryYou only had one dateHow do you know it won't get worse How much worse can it getthan finishing dinner having him pull a hair out of my head and floss with itWe're talking dream date compared to my horror - When Harry Met Sally 00:19
The first date back is always the toughest HarryYou only had...
We're talking dream date compared to my horrorIt started out fine She's a very nice personAnd we're talking in this Ethiopian restaurant she wanted to go toI was making jokes like I didn't know they had food in EthiopiaThis'll be a quick meal I'll order - When Harry Met Sally 00:22
We're talking dream date compared to my horrorIt...
I downshift into small talk and ask where she went to schoolShe says Michigan State And this reminds me of HelenAll of a sudden I'm in the middle of an anxiety attackmy heart's beatin' fast and I start sweatin' like a pigHelen went to Michigan State No - When Harry Met Sally 00:21
I downshift into small talk and ask where she went to...
I got so upset I had to leave the restaurantHarry I think this takes a long timeIt might be months before we're able to enjoy going out with someone newYeahMaybe longer before we're able to go to bed with someone newOh I went to bed with herYou went to - When Harry Met Sally 00:25
I got so upset I had to leave the restaurantHarry I think...
You're afraid to let yourself be happyWhy can't you gimme credit for this This is a big thing for meI never had a relationship with a woman that didn't involve sex I'm growingAre you finishedI got a stack o' quarters I was here firstWere not Was tooWere - When Harry Met Sally 00:23
You're afraid to let yourself be happyWhy can't...
It's very freeing I can say anything to herAre you saying you can say things to her you can't say to meNo it's just a different perspectiveI get the woman's point of view on thingsShe tells me about the men she sees and I talk to her about the women I - When Harry Met Sally 00:41
It's very freeing I can say anything to herAre you...
I'm so glad I never got involved with youI just would've been some woman you had to get outta bed and leave at 3amand go clean your andirons You don't even have a fireplaceNot that I would know this - When Harry Met Sally 00:14
I'm so glad I never got involved with youI just...
Why are you upset This isn't about you - When Harry Met Sally 00:04
Why are you upset This isn't about you
Yes it is You are a human affront to all women and I am a woman - When Harry Met Sally 00:06
Yes it is You are a human affront to all women and I am a...
How do you know that they're really What're you saying They fake orgasmIt's possible Get outta hereWhy Most women at one time or another have faked itThey haven't faked it with me How do you knowBecause I knowOh Right That's rightI forgot You're a manWhat - When Harry Met Sally 00:34
How do you know that they're really What're you...
You don't think I could tell the differenceNo Get outta hereOhAre you OKOh GodOh GodOhOhOh GodOh yeah right thereOh Oh OhOh God OhYes Yes YesYes YesYes OhOh yes Yes Yes OhYes Yes YesOh Oh OhOh God - When Harry Met Sally 01:17
You don't think I could tell the differenceNo Get outta...
Oh. Are you OK? - When Harry Met Sally 00:09
Oh. Are you OK?
Oh, God. - When Harry Met Sally 00:54
Oh, God.
I'll have what she's having - When Harry Met Sally 00:04
I'll have what she's having
When someone's not attractive they're described as having a good personalityIf you'd asked about looks and I'd said She has a good personalityshe's not attractiveBut because I mentioned she has a good personality she can be eitherAttractive with a good - When Harry Met Sally 00:24
When someone's not attractive they're described as...
So which one is she Attractive - When Harry Met Sally 00:09
So which one is she Attractive
Harry, you and Marie are both from New Jersey. - When Harry Met Sally 00:11
Harry, you and Marie are both from New Jersey.
So, what are we gonna order? - When Harry Met Sally 01:01
So, what are we gonna order?
Restaurants are to people in the '80s what theatre was to people in the '60sI read that in a magazineI wrote thatGet outta here No I did I wrote thatI've never quoted anything from a magazine That's amazingDon't you think that's amazing And you wrote itI - When Harry Met Sally 00:32
Restaurants are to people in the '80s what theatre was...
Nobody has ever quoted me back to me before - When Harry Met Sally 00:06
Nobody has ever quoted me back to me before