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Noah, if you’re screwing with me
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When We First Met

Noah, if you’re screwing with me, I will cut your nuts offand wear them as earrings

Noah, if you’re screwing with me, I will cut your nuts off
and wear them as earrings

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Noah, if you’re screwing with me,
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I will cut your nuts off and wear them as earrings.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:37
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
comedy, fantasy, romance
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Noah meets Avery at a Halloween party and falls in love but gets friend-zoned. 3 years later, she's engaged to someone else. Noah returns in a time machine to fix things.
Okay, all due respect, I’m pretty sure the closest you’ve been to love - When We First Met 00:07
Okay, all due respect, I’m pretty sure the closest you’ve be...
Oh, yeah? Well, you drink coffee with whipped cream in it, - When We First Met 00:05
Oh, yeah? Well, you drink coffee with whipped cream in it,
And I know emotions don’t penetrate you, - When We First Met 00:06
And I know emotions don’t penetrate you,
Well, I have a hard time believing that, - When We First Met 00:06
Well, I have a hard time believing that,
I mean, there has to be a way that I could prove I’m as good as Ethan is. - When We First Met 00:05
I mean, there has to be a way that I could prove I’m as good...
Because I’ve been love-blocking them since the second we met. - When We First Met 00:04
Because I’ve been love-blocking them since the second we met...
They’re like love magnets, - When We First Met 00:08
They’re like love magnets,
As long as I’ve known Avery, she’s been driven, - When We First Met 00:07
As long as I’ve known Avery, she’s been driven,
She wants someone to build a future with, - When We First Met 00:05
She wants someone to build a future with,
I understand. Well, I’m about to be the man of your dreams. - When We First Met 00:04
I understand. Well, I’m about to be the man of your dreams....
Yes. I’m so proud of you. I’ve been waiting for this so long. - When We First Met 00:04
Yes. I’m so proud of you. I’ve been waiting for this so long...
Okay, let’s get this good stuff in ya. - When We First Met 00:04
Okay, let’s get this good stuff in ya.
Let’s get you hydrated before you barrel into a crowd full of innocent strangers. - When We First Met 00:05
Let’s get you hydrated before you barrel into a crowd full o...
There he is. Best costume of the party award. - When We First Met 00:05
There he is. Best costume of the party award.
For those about to rock, - When We First Met 00:05
For those about to rock,
Thank you so much for this. Best Halloween ever! - When We First Met 00:05
Thank you so much for this. Best Halloween ever!
Someone secure who’s also, like... like a mythically nice person - When We First Met 00:07
Someone secure who’s also, like... like a mythically nice pe...
You are a patriotic toddler? - When We First Met 00:05
You are a patriotic toddler?
Do you wanna hang out and then get a house in the suburbs, - When We First Met 00:07
Do you wanna hang out and then get a house in the suburbs,
- Maybe we should get a drink first. - That’s probably a good place to start. - When We First Met 00:04
- Maybe we should get a drink first. - That’s probably a goo...