His name was Leonard Callan and I thought he was the most wonderful man in the world. He...
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Louise Callan:
His name was Leonard Callan and I thought he was the most wonderful man in the world. He was a stockbroker. He was sensitive, sweet, and very kind. When we talked about sex, he was as shy as I was. We were both virgins.
Gordon Hocheiser:
You were?
Louise Callan:
And when he asked me to marry him, I accepted. We flew to London for our honeymoon. And Leonard was so sweet. We drank champagne and we talked and he didn't try to rush me at all. And then, when we were all relaxed, we got undressed, and he carried me to bed. I shouldn't be telling this to you...
Gordon Hocheiser:
Of course you should.
Louise Callan:
We made love. I'd never experienced anything like it before. It was wonderful. So happy. And then, I rolled over to kiss my wonderful Leonard, and that's when I saw it.
Gordon Hocheiser:
What... what did you see?
Louise Callan:
He made a caca in the bed.
Gordon Hocheiser:
[after a long pause]
What?
Louise Callan:
Well, I couldn't believe it either. I said to him, I said, "How could you do such a thing?" And do you know what he said? He said, "Doesn't everybody?"
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His name was Leonard Callan
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and I thought he was the most wonderful man in the world
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He was a stockbroker
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He was sensitive
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sweet and very kind
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When we talked about sex he was as shy as I was
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We were both virgins
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You were
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And when he asked me to marry him I accepted
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We flew to London for our honeymoon
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Leonard was so sweet
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We drank champagne
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and we talked
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and he didn't try to rush me at all
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And then when we were all relaxed
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we got undressed
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and he carried me to bed
Clip duration: 62 seconds
Views: 91
Timestamp in movie: 00h 18m 29s
Uploaded: 02 December, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: When an attorney meets the girl of his dreams, he fears that his batty mother will scare her off, so he schemes to eliminate the senile old woman.
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