Aw Gordon, you almost scared me to death. "Almost" doesn't count.
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[Gordon tries to give his mother a fatal heart attack by dressing in a gorilla suit and jumping onto her bed as if he was going to attack her]
Mrs. Hocheiser:
Aw Gordon, you almost scared me to death.
Gordon Hocheiser:
"Almost" doesn't count.
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What do you suppose happened to her I think the dog ate her
Clip duration: 6 seconds
Views: 60
Timestamp in movie: 00h 11m 05s
Uploaded: 02 December, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: When an attorney meets the girl of his dreams, he fears that his batty mother will scare her off, so he schemes to eliminate the senile old woman.
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