Listen, Lucy, when I told my mother I was getting married to my wife, her intestines...
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Jerry:
So What's the big deal? Lucy:
What's the big deal? Jerry, they think I'm their future daughter in law. And the grandma has got this heart thing and if I tell them the truth, she's gonna have a heart attack and die and it's gonna be on my head. Jerry:
Well, go along with it and when Peter comes out of the coma the family'll be so happy they won't care that you lied to them. They'll probably even thank you for it. Lucy:
[to hot dog vendor]
*Just* Mustard. [to Jerry] Lucy:
Ok, what if he *doesn't* come out of his coma? Jerry:
Then who's to know? Lucy:
[groans] Jerry:
Listen, Lucy, when I told my mother I was getting married to my wife, her intestines exploded. You tell them the truth now, you may as well shoot grandma
So What's the big deal? Lucy:
What's the big deal? Jerry, they think I'm their future daughter in law. And the grandma has got this heart thing and if I tell them the truth, she's gonna have a heart attack and die and it's gonna be on my head. Jerry:
Well, go along with it and when Peter comes out of the coma the family'll be so happy they won't care that you lied to them. They'll probably even thank you for it. Lucy:
[to hot dog vendor]
*Just* Mustard. [to Jerry] Lucy:
Ok, what if he *doesn't* come out of his coma? Jerry:
Then who's to know? Lucy:
[groans] Jerry:
Listen, Lucy, when I told my mother I was getting married to my wife, her intestines exploded. You tell them the truth now, you may as well shoot grandma
Full Transcript
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JERRY So what's the big deal
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LUCY What's the big deal Jerry they think I'm their future daughter in law
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And the grandmother she's got this heart thing
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If I tell the truth she's gonna have a heart attack and die
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and it's gonna be on my head
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Well then go along with it
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And when Peter comes out of the coma
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the family will be so happy they won't care that you lied to them
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They'll probably even thank you for it
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Just mustard
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Okay what if he doesn't come out of his coma
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Well then who's to know
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I don't know Now look look Lucy
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When my mother found out I was getting married to my wife
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Movie Summary
A hopelessly romantic Chicago Transit Authority token collector is mistaken for the fiancée of a coma patient.
Actors
Jerry
Lucy
