Go ahead. Go ahead and marry her you one-balled bastard
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Peter:
Ashley! Ashley:
Scumbag! You're engaged? [Peter nods] Ashley:
May I remind you that you proposed to me? Peter:
You said no. We broke up. Ashley:
No, no. I was confused, we stepped back. Peter:
You moved to Portugal. Ashley:
Yes, well, I didn't think you were going to run out and marry the first bimbo you came across. Peter:
Lucy's not a bimbo. Ashley:
Lucy? Lucy who? Peter:
I don't remember. I was in a coma. I have Amnesia. Ashley:
Amnesia. Oh that's rich. All right, fine! I want my stuff back. Peter:
Fine. Then I want my stuff back. Ashley:
What stuff? Peter:
Your nose. Ashley:
[shocked]
You can't take my nose back! Peter:
I paid for it. Ashley:
[gesturing to her breasts]
Well then here! You paid for these too! Peter:
Keep 'em. I'm a changed man, Ashley. Ashley:
Go ahead. Go ahead and marry her you one-balled bastard
Ashley! Ashley:
Scumbag! You're engaged? [Peter nods] Ashley:
May I remind you that you proposed to me? Peter:
You said no. We broke up. Ashley:
No, no. I was confused, we stepped back. Peter:
You moved to Portugal. Ashley:
Yes, well, I didn't think you were going to run out and marry the first bimbo you came across. Peter:
Lucy's not a bimbo. Ashley:
Lucy? Lucy who? Peter:
I don't remember. I was in a coma. I have Amnesia. Ashley:
Amnesia. Oh that's rich. All right, fine! I want my stuff back. Peter:
Fine. Then I want my stuff back. Ashley:
What stuff? Peter:
Your nose. Ashley:
[shocked]
You can't take my nose back! Peter:
I paid for it. Ashley:
[gesturing to her breasts]
Well then here! You paid for these too! Peter:
Keep 'em. I'm a changed man, Ashley. Ashley:
Go ahead. Go ahead and marry her you one-balled bastard
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PETER Ashley Scumbag
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You're engaged
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May I remind you that you proposed to me
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You said no We broke up
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No no I was confused We stepped back
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You moved to Portugal
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Yes well I didn't think you were going to run out
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and marry the first bimbo that you came across
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Lucy's not a bimbo
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Lucy Lucy who
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I don't remember
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Liar
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I don't remember proposing I was in a coma I have amnesia
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Movie Summary
A hopelessly romantic Chicago Transit Authority token collector is mistaken for the fiancée of a coma patient.
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