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Two disgraced FBI agents go way undercover in an effort to protect hotel heiresses the Wilson sisters from a kidnapping plot.

Director: Keenen Ivory Wayans
Writer: Keenen Ivory Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 41/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $70,831,760
Released: 23 Jun 2004
Awards: 3 wins & 13 nominations

95 video clips

Latrell SpencerHeather VandergeldMegan VandergeldMarcus CopelandKevin CopelandPurse SnatcherLisaHandsome ManJoshAgent Vincent GomezAgent Jake HarperSection Chief Elliott GordonBoy At BeachWarren VandergeldTiffany WilsonBrittany Wilson
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Kevin or Marcus - White Chicks 00:42 Kevin or Marcus Once you go black - White Chicks 00:16 Once you go black She don't know it yet - White Chicks 00:18 She don't know it yet That's so terrible - White Chicks 00:21 That's so terrible They feel so real - White Chicks 02:49 They feel so real This isn't a weekend - White Chicks 02:03 This isn't a weekend Time to totally kick ass - White Chicks 00:12 Time to totally kick ass We can do this ourselves - White Chicks 01:02 We can do this ourselves We're on page 6 - White Chicks 00:28 We're on page 6 You deceived me - White Chicks 00:29 You deceived me A klept ho maniac - White Chicks 02:57 A klept ho maniac And then jump off - White Chicks 00:40 And then jump off Daddy didn't tell you - White Chicks 00:33 Daddy didn't tell you I'm Cellulite Sally - White Chicks 00:50 I'm Cellulite Sally I'm Kevin Copeland - White Chicks 00:51 I'm Kevin Copeland It's not just a handbag - White Chicks 00:18 It's not just a handbag LET'S DO THIS - White Chicks 00:08 LET'S DO THIS White meat only - White Chicks 00:05 White meat only You hit like a bitch - White Chicks 00:06 You hit like a bitch Come on, let's go. - White Chicks 00:10 Come on, let's go. Come on. - White Chicks 00:15 Come on. Didn't we just have this conversation? - White Chicks 00:11 Didn't we just have this conversation? Everybody, they're imposters! - White Chicks 00:10 Everybody, they're imposters! Find anything? - White Chicks 00:07 Find anything? Hey, Latrell, my man. - White Chicks 00:21 Hey, Latrell, my man. Honey... - White Chicks 00:15 Honey... L found out some interesting information. Ted Burton turned the tables on Vandergeld. - White Chicks 00:14 L found out some interesting information. Ted Burton turned ... L told you you were going to regret it. - White Chicks 00:12 L told you you were going to regret it. -Latrell, my man! What's going on, brother? -What's up, man? - White Chicks 00:27 -Latrell, my man! What's going on, brother? -What'... L'm Kevin Copeland. l'm an FBl agent. - White Chicks 00:29 L'm Kevin Copeland. l'm an FBl agent. Lt'll open. Hold it! - White Chicks 00:17 Lt'll open. Hold it! My God! What's happening? - White Chicks 00:11 My God! What's happening? No one's ever cared like that before. - White Chicks 00:08 No one's ever cared like that before. Second changes, everybody! Go! Now! - White Chicks 00:08 Second changes, everybody! Go! Now! So revolutionary! lt's so bold and so.... - White Chicks 00:08 So revolutionary! lt's so bold and so.... That's good. You want to dance? - White Chicks 00:09 That's good. You want to dance? That's for you, my little Miracle Whip. - White Chicks 00:30 That's for you, my little Miracle Whip. They're guys, aren't they? - White Chicks 00:07 They're guys, aren't they? Those skanks think they're hot? - White Chicks 00:09 Those skanks think they're hot? What's he doing now? What's that? - White Chicks 00:16 What's he doing now? What's that? Where's Brittany? - White Chicks 00:10 Where's Brittany? You girls want some of this? - White Chicks 00:12 You girls want some of this? You know what? - White Chicks 00:20 You know what? You won't believe what l.... What the hell are you doing? - White Chicks 00:16 You won't believe what l.... What the hell are you doin... But that don't mean l got to go with Buffy the White Girl Slayer - White Chicks 00:05 But that don't mean l got to go with Buffy the White... Can we get down to business? - White Chicks 00:07 Can we get down to business? Chief. They're here. - White Chicks 00:13 Chief. They're here. Damn! These girls won't quit. - White Chicks 00:27 Damn! These girls won't quit. Don't hate me because you ain't me - White Chicks 00:04 Don't hate me because you ain't me -Enough. -Kevin. - White Chicks 00:12 -Enough. -Kevin. Forget him Marcus We can do this ourself - White Chicks 00:25 Forget him Marcus We can do this ourself God. Come on. - White Chicks 00:05 God. Come on. Goddamn. Now l'm going to bust your ass. - White Chicks 00:12 Goddamn. Now l'm going to bust your ass. -Good evening, madam. Welcome to Bella. -Thank you. - White Chicks 00:22 -Good evening, madam. Welcome to Bella. -Thank you. Have you ever had oysters? - White Chicks 00:07 Have you ever had oysters? Hey baby Don't ''hey baby'' me - White Chicks 01:48 Hey baby Don't ''hey baby'' me Hey, bro. Go long. l got a plan. Go. - White Chicks 00:05 Hey, bro. Go long. l got a plan. Go. Hey girls - White Chicks 00:43 Hey girls Hey, yo! You do that again, l'm going to bust.... - White Chicks 00:28 Hey, yo! You do that again, l'm going to bust.... ''Hi l'm Carnie Wilson before my gastric bypass surgery '' - White Chicks 00:13 ''Hi l'm Carnie Wilson before my gastric... ''Hi l'm Cellulite Sally Look at my huge bedonkey '' - White Chicks 00:21 ''Hi l'm Cellulite Sally Look at my huge... -Hi, l'm Kevin Copeland. This is-- -We already gave to the United Negro Fund. - White Chicks 00:21 -Hi, l'm Kevin Copeland. This is-- -We already gave to ... -Holy Christ. -Now l'm pissed. - White Chicks 00:07 -Holy Christ. -Now l'm pissed. Holy smokes. - White Chicks 00:13 Holy smokes. Hop in. - White Chicks 00:17 Hop in. L know but you said it l know - White Chicks 00:11 L know but you said it l know -Ladies, l think l got to go to the bathroom. -Good. We'll come with. - White Chicks 00:17 -Ladies, l think l got to go to the bathroom. -Good. We'... L'm Kevin Copeland l'm an FBl agent - White Chicks 00:29 L'm Kevin Copeland l'm an FBl agent Look King Kong Why don't you take you and your 1980 pickup lines - White Chicks 00:12 Look King Kong Why don't you take you and your 1980... Love you. - White Chicks 00:22 Love you. Lt's all about the Benjamins, baby! - White Chicks 00:30 Lt's all about the Benjamins, baby! My God, girls. l totally forgot my suntan lotion. - White Chicks 00:10 My God, girls. l totally forgot my suntan lotion. My God you guys Heath is here What should l do - White Chicks 00:33 My God you guys Heath is here What should l do My God, you guys. Heath is here. What should l do? - White Chicks 00:24 My God, you guys. Heath is here. What should l do? No We've been cloned - White Chicks 00:06 No We've been cloned Okay, ladies. Let's focus. We have to find the perfect spot. - White Chicks 00:08 Okay, ladies. Let's focus. We have to find the perfect ... ''Once you go black you're going to need a wheelchair '' - White Chicks 00:05 ''Once you go black you're going to need a... She don't know it yet but that's wifey right there - White Chicks 00:06 She don't know it yet but that's wifey right there So who do you think wore those panties you were sniffing - White Chicks 00:21 So who do you think wore those panties you were sniffing So no l jump over the fence fall l scrape my knee - White Chicks 01:28 So no l jump over the fence fall l scrape my knee Sorry. - White Chicks 00:07 Sorry. -Tell him. -He say... - White Chicks 00:14 -Tell him. -He say... Tell him. - White Chicks 00:16 Tell him. The bags are on the plane Take Baby and clean out his bag - White Chicks 00:08 The bags are on the plane Take Baby and clean out his bag The deception The betrayal man You deceived me - White Chicks 00:17 The deception The betrayal man You deceived me Triple T K A - White Chicks 00:08 Triple T K A Turn around. - White Chicks 00:10 Turn around. Way to get us sat at the losers' table l thought you had it all hooked up - White Chicks 00:15 Way to get us sat at the losers' table l thought you... What a beautiful, sunny day. - White Chicks 00:20 What a beautiful, sunny day.
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Cast

Kevin Copeland - Shawn Wayans
Marcus Copeland - Marlon Wayans
Heather Vandergeld - Jaime King
Chief Elliott Gordon - Frankie Faison
Agent Jake Harper - Lochlyn Munro
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