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Heather Vandergeld:
Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills.Megan Vandergeld:It's the Beverly Ho-Billies.Marcus Copeland: Squeeze me?Kevin Copeland: Oh, no, you didn't?Marcus Copeland: I'm sorry, but um... we just saw your new video. Yeah, they had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue in the security officeMarcus Copeland:A klept-ho-maniac!Megan Vandergeld: Your mother shops at Saks.Marcus Copeland:Marcus Copeland:What?Kevin Copeland: Oh, my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It's mother time, OK?Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear! "Something's wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie's doing a beatbox!"Heather Vandergeld:Well, yeah? Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get, like, liposuction or something!Marcus Copeland: Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this:Heather Vandergeld:Your mother is so, like... She's so...Heather Vandergeld:Megan, you go!Megan Vandergeld:Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney's Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a 'ni-coise' salad. 'Ni-coise' salad, right?Marcus Copeland: Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America!"
Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills.Megan Vandergeld:It's the Beverly Ho-Billies.Marcus Copeland: Squeeze me?Kevin Copeland: Oh, no, you didn't?Marcus Copeland: I'm sorry, but um... we just saw your new video. Yeah, they had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue in the security officeMarcus Copeland:A klept-ho-maniac!Megan Vandergeld: Your mother shops at Saks.Marcus Copeland:Marcus Copeland:What?Kevin Copeland: Oh, my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It's mother time, OK?Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear! "Something's wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie's doing a beatbox!"Heather Vandergeld:Well, yeah? Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get, like, liposuction or something!Marcus Copeland: Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this:Heather Vandergeld:Your mother is so, like... She's so...Heather Vandergeld:Megan, you go!Megan Vandergeld:Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney's Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a 'ni-coise' salad. 'Ni-coise' salad, right?Marcus Copeland: Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America!"
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Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills
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lt's The Beverly Ho billies
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Squeeze me No you didn't
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l'm sorry but we just saw your new video
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They had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue
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in the security office
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A klept ho maniac
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Your mother shops at Saks
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What
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My God You want to talk about mothers
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You want to talk about mothers
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lt's mother time Okay
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Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear
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''Something's wrong Dr Dre My coochie's doing a beatbox ''
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Yeah Well your mother is so stupid
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she exercises when she could just get
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liposuction or something
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Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered You breast feed like this
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Your mother is so like
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She's so
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Megan you go
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Your mother is so stupid
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that she goes to Barneys Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch
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and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a ''ni coise'' salad
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''Ni coise'' salad right
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Your mother's ass is so hairy
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it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say ''Only in America ''
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Movie Summary
Two disgraced FBI agents go way undercover in an effort to protect hotel heiresses the Wilson sisters from a kidnapping plot.
Actors
Heather Vandergeld
Megan Vandergeld
Marcus Copeland
Kevin Copeland
