Sorry. Um... um... They're new. Dr. Dorfman did an *amazing* job. They feel *so* real. Hi....
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[Kevin and Marcus approach the desk at the hotel, disguised as Brittany and Tiffany, respectively. "Brittany"'s fake breasts knock over multiple items on the desk]
Kevin Copeland:
Sorry. Um... um... They're new. Dr. Dorfman did an *amazing* job.
Marcus Copeland:
[squeezes "Brittany"'s breast]
They feel *so* real.
Agent Jake Harper:
Hi. I, I, um... I need a credit card, please. And, and some I.D., please.
Kevin Copeland:
["Brittany" takes "her" I.D. out of "her" handbag and realizes it has Kevin's information and photo on. "She" quickly thinks and acts offended]
Credit card? I.D.? I'm *so* freakin' pissed*! First of all, I go to Dr. Dorf and he totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow... I get off the surgery table looking like freakin' *Shrek*! Then I get *here*, and Mr. *Harper* makes me feel like I'm some dumb blonde with fake boobs going to a Hugh Hefner party!
Agent Jake Harper:
No, I-I didn't mean to offend you; it's just, it's... it's protocol!
Kevin Copeland:
I'm gonna have a B.F.!
Marcus Copeland:
Oh, my God... She's gonna have a bitch fit!
Agent Jake Harper:
No, no, no, d-d-don't have a-a-a B.F. now.
Kevin Copeland:
I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter!
Marcus Copeland:
[to Harper]
You are in *big* trouble!
Kevin Copeland:
[Agitated, "Brittany" grabs a pen and a sheet of paper and starts writing]
Dear... Mr... Royal... Hampton. I... am... a... *white*... woman... in... America.
Section Chief Elliott Gordon:
[appears]
Ladies, is there a problem here?
Marcus Copeland, Kevin Copeland:
Yes.
Agent Jake Harper:
No! Sir, no, no, there's... there's no problem.
Section Chief Elliott Gordon:
These are two of our VIP guests. Issue them keys. Immediately.
Agent Jake Harper:
[nods nervously]
Yes, sir.
Marcus Copeland:
[to Harper]
V. I. P. Learn your acronyms, okay?
Kevin Copeland:
[to Gordon after he hands the "girls" room cards]
What a sweetheart!
Section Chief Elliott Gordon:
Enjoy your stay.
Kevin Copeland:
Has anyone ever told you you look *just* like Denzel Washington?
Section Chief Elliott Gordon:
[laughing]
Yeah, actually I have heard it once... or twice.
Kevin Copeland:
What a beautiful chocolate man! Beautiful!
["Brittany" and "Tiffany" walk away giggling; Gordon and Harper exchange puzzled looks]
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THEY'RE NEW.
DID AN AMAZING JOB.
[laughing]
I--I JUST, UH...
A-AND SOME I.D., PLEASE.
CREDIT CARD? I.D.?
I'M SO FRICKIN' PISSED.
FIRST OF ALL,
I GO TO DR. DORFMAN.
MESSES UP MY NOSE JOB.
LOOK LIKE GWYNETH PALTROW.
LOOKING LIKE FRICKIN' SHREK.
AND MR. HARPER
WITH FAKE BOOBS
A HUGH HEFNER PARTY.
TO OFFEND YOU.
I'M GOING TO HAVE A B.F.
TO HAVE A BITCH FIT. OH!
HAVE A--A--A B.F. NOW--
TO YOUR SUPERVISOR.
TO WRITE A LETTER.
YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE.
"DEAR MR. ROYAL HAMPTON,
"I AM A WHITE WOMAN
LADIES?
IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE?
YES.
THERE'S NO PROBLEM. I--
OF OUR V.I.P. GUESTS.
IMMEDIATELY, HMM?
YES, SIR.
LEARN YOUR ACRONYMS.
ENJOY YOUR STAY.
DENZEL WASHINGTON?
[Chief tittering]
HEARD IT ONCE OR TWICE.
CHOCOLATE MAN.
[laughs]
BEAUTIFUL. OH MY GOD.
YEAH.
[chattter, exclaiming]
I DON'T KNOW.
JUST ACT FRIENDLY.
[girls hooting]
MY GOD.
HI.
LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW US.
KAREN? LISA? TORI?
OH, MY GOD!
UH, DUH!
IN FOREVER.
A YEAR.
DIFFERENT TO YOUR HAIR?
NO.
YOU GAIN WEIGHT?
NO.
YOU JUST HAD A BIRTHDAY.
YEAH.
I KNEW IT.
NO, WAIT A MINUTE.
Clip duration: 169 seconds
Views: 1221
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, crime
Summary: Two disgraced FBI agents go way undercover in an effort to protect hotel heiresses the Wilson sisters from a kidnapping plot.
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00:33 Daddy didn't tell you
00:05 White meat only
00:06 You hit like a bitch
00:28 We're on page 6
00:51 I'm Kevin Copeland
02:03 This isn't a weekend
00:08 LET'S DO THIS
00:29 L'm Kevin Copeland. l'm an FBl agent.
00:12 L told you you were going to regret it.
00:10 Where's Brittany?
00:10 Everybody, they're imposters!
00:08 So revolutionary! lt's so bold and so....
00:11 My God! What's happening?
00:08 Second changes, everybody! Go! Now!
00:11 Didn't we just have this conversation?
00:15 Honey...
00:20 You know what?
00:21 Hey, Latrell, my man.
00:10 Come on, let's go.
00:15 Come on.