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Kevin Copeland:
Sorry. Um... um... They're new. Dr. Dorfman did an *amazing* job.Marcus Copeland: They feel *so* real.Agent Jake Harper:Hi. I, I, um... I need a credit card, please. And, and some I.D., please.Kevin Copeland: Credit card? I.D.? I'm *so* freakin' pissed*! First of all, I go to Dr. Dorf and he totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow... I get off the surgery table looking like freakin' *Shrek*! Then I get *here*, and Mr. *Harper* makes me feel like I'm some dumb blonde with fake boobs going to a Hugh Hefner party!Agent Jake Harper:No, I-I didn't mean to offend you; it's just, it's... it's protocol!Kevin Copeland:I'm gonna have a B.F.!Marcus Copeland:Oh, my God... She's gonna have a bitch fit!Agent Jake Harper:No, no, no, d-d-don't have a-a-a B.F. now.Kevin Copeland:I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter!Marcus Copeland: You are in *big* trouble!Kevin Copeland: Dear... Mr... Royal... Hampton. I... am... a... *white*... woman... in... America.Section Chief Elliott Gordon: Ladies, is there a problem here?Marcus Copeland, Kevin Copeland:Yes.Agent Jake Harper:No! Sir, no, no, there's... there's no problem.Section Chief Elliott Gordon:These are two of our VIP guests. Issue them keys. Immediately.Agent Jake Harper: Yes, sir.Marcus Copeland: V. I. P. Learn your acronyms, okay?Kevin Copeland: What a sweetheart!Section Chief Elliott Gordon:Enjoy your stay.Kevin Copeland:Has anyone ever told you you look *just* like Denzel Washington?Section Chief Elliott Gordon: Yeah, actually I have heard it once... or twice.Kevin Copeland:What a beautiful chocolate man! Beautiful!
Sorry. Um... um... They're new. Dr. Dorfman did an *amazing* job.Marcus Copeland: They feel *so* real.Agent Jake Harper:Hi. I, I, um... I need a credit card, please. And, and some I.D., please.Kevin Copeland: Credit card? I.D.? I'm *so* freakin' pissed*! First of all, I go to Dr. Dorf and he totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow... I get off the surgery table looking like freakin' *Shrek*! Then I get *here*, and Mr. *Harper* makes me feel like I'm some dumb blonde with fake boobs going to a Hugh Hefner party!Agent Jake Harper:No, I-I didn't mean to offend you; it's just, it's... it's protocol!Kevin Copeland:I'm gonna have a B.F.!Marcus Copeland:Oh, my God... She's gonna have a bitch fit!Agent Jake Harper:No, no, no, d-d-don't have a-a-a B.F. now.Kevin Copeland:I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter!Marcus Copeland: You are in *big* trouble!Kevin Copeland: Dear... Mr... Royal... Hampton. I... am... a... *white*... woman... in... America.Section Chief Elliott Gordon: Ladies, is there a problem here?Marcus Copeland, Kevin Copeland:Yes.Agent Jake Harper:No! Sir, no, no, there's... there's no problem.Section Chief Elliott Gordon:These are two of our VIP guests. Issue them keys. Immediately.Agent Jake Harper: Yes, sir.Marcus Copeland: V. I. P. Learn your acronyms, okay?Kevin Copeland: What a sweetheart!Section Chief Elliott Gordon:Enjoy your stay.Kevin Copeland:Has anyone ever told you you look *just* like Denzel Washington?Section Chief Elliott Gordon: Yeah, actually I have heard it once... or twice.Kevin Copeland:What a beautiful chocolate man! Beautiful!
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Sorry They're new
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Dr Dorfman did an amazing job They feel so real
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Hi Yeah l just l need a credit card please
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And some lD please
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Credit card lD
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l'm so fricking pissed
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Ma'am l First of all
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l go to Dr Dorfman He totally messes up my nose job
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l ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow
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l get off the surgery table looking like freaking Shrek
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Then l get here and Mr Harper
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makes me feel like l'm some dumb blonde with fake boobs
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going to a Hugh Hefner party
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No l didn't mean to offend you
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lt's just protocol l'm going to have a B F
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My God She's going to have a bitch fit
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No Don't have a B F now
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l want to speak to your supervisor Better yet l'm going to write a letter
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Miss there's no reason to You are in big trouble
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''Dear Mr
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''Royal Hampton
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''l am a white woman
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''in America '' Ladies is there a problem here
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Yes No
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There's no problem
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These are two of our VlP guests
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lssue them keys lmmediately
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VlP Learn your acronyms
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What a sweetheart Here you are Enjoy your stay
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Has anyone ever told you you look just like Denzel Washington
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Yes actually l have heard it once or twice
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What a beautiful chocolate man
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Beautiful God
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Movie Summary
Two disgraced FBI agents go way undercover in an effort to protect hotel heiresses the Wilson sisters from a kidnapping plot.



