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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

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[emcee] Give it up
for my good friend and yours, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

[emcee] Give it up for my good friend and yours,

What is up, Newark, New Jersey? - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

What is up, Newark, New Jersey?

[cheering] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

This is my fifth stand-up special
I am taping with you tonight. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

This is my fifth stand-up special I am taping with you tonig...

Uh, my last special, just to catch you up, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

Uh, my last special, just to catch you up,

-[cheering]
-Um… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

-[cheering] -Um…

The problem is, nobody's happy for me
when I say I'm not engaged anymore. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

The problem is, nobody's happy for me when I say I'...

I was just used to,
when you're in your twenties - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

I was just used to, when you're in your twenties

They're like, "Good for you,
you don't need him, fuck him!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

They're like, "Good for you, you don't need h...

They're like, "How are you feeling?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

They're like, "How are you feeling?"

They're like, "You live alone again?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

They're like, "You live alone again?"

It took this long for me to figure out
what I wanted in a relationship, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

It took this long for me to figure out what I wanted in a re...

Um… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

[applause] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

[laughter] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

-Sixty.
-Sixty! Aaaaaah… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

-Sixty. -Sixty! Aaaaaah…

It's like every cell in my body - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

It's like every cell in my body

[inhales sharply] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

[inhales sharply]

It's just everything your generation made - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

It's just everything your generation made

I dated an older guy last year
and we went on a road trip. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

I dated an older guy last year and we went on a road trip.

Every song on his playlist was,
like, wild. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

Every song on his playlist was, like, wild.

It was like…
♪ Hey, little girl ♪ - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

It was like… ♪ Hey, little girl ♪

But the good thing
about dating older guys is that - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

But the good thing about dating older guys is that

M'kay? Yahoo! News or whatever - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

M'kay? Yahoo! News or whatever

You're gonna try to tell me when
the R. Kelly "Ignition Remix" comes on-- - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

You're gonna try to tell me when the R. Kelly "Ign...

I'm gonna be like, "Baby,
you need to turn this song off." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

I'm gonna be like, "Baby, you need to turn this so...

[splutters] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

Um… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

All I know is that
if I don't respond for 20 minutes, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

All I know is that if I don't respond for 20 minutes,

I'm like, "I haven't seen this episode,
I don't know what this means." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

I'm like, "I haven't seen this episode, I don...

Like, usually, it's like Amy Poehler
from Parks and Recreation, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

Like, usually, it's like Amy Poehler from Parks and Rec...

It was like a random toddler
in the back seat of a car - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

It was like a random toddler in the back seat of a car

She was just staring at me,
she was like… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

She was just staring at me, she was like…

I was with a girlfriend, like, "Dude,
if this is his kid, I'm fuckin' out." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

I was with a girlfriend, like, "Dude, if this is his ki...

People always say, when I tell them
I'm dating a younger guy, they're like, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

People always say, when I tell them I'm dating a younge...

Younger guys are way more sensitive
because of whatever porn they're watching. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

Younger guys are way more sensitive because of whatever porn...

Like he gets really stressed out
when I go visit my stepbrother alone. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

Like he gets really stressed out when I go visit my stepbrot...

I'm like, "What are you…?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

I'm like, "What are you…?"

I think that maybe it's 'cause
from all that sexual harassment news, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

I think that maybe it's 'cause from all that sexua...

This guy, when we first hooked up,
he had to ask permission - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

This guy, when we first hooked up, he had to ask permission

He'd be like, "Can I kiss you?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

He'd be like, "Can I kiss you?"

He'll do a hover, it's like a choke hover.
He'll just hover his hands. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

He'll do a hover, it's like a choke hover. He'...

I'm like, "What the fuck
am I supposed to do with that?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

I'm like, "What the fuck am I supposed to do with ...

I have to choke myself on your hand, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

I have to choke myself on your hand,

Is this what you bitches
marched for, shitty sex? - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

Is this what you bitches marched for, shitty sex?

"Pay us equally, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

"Pay us equally,

Ahh! He's very weird about that stuff - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

Ahh! He's very weird about that stuff

I'm like, "What are you doing?
This is weird. Yes, of course, fine." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

I'm like, "What are you doing? This is weird. Yes,...

I have a question-- I know this
is gonna get me in so much trouble, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

I have a question-- I know this is gonna get me in so much t...

You seem confused. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

You seem confused.

Two guys have sex with a girl,
your guy friends next day are like, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

Two guys have sex with a girl, your guy friends next day are...

"You're just gonna
have to check in, just quick… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

"You're just gonna have to check in, just quick…

I dated a guy that was
in the dom-sub community. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

I dated a guy that was in the dom-sub community.

And he said to me,
like on our third date, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

And he said to me, like on our third date,

If you're going to text a girl
30 times a day a bunch of orders, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

If you're going to text a girl 30 times a day a bunch o...

So… you can't dominate me
if you don't know the difference - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

So… you can't dominate me if you don't know the di...

I found it very silly
until I realized, like, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

I found it very silly until I realized, like,

He'd be like,
"Get down on your hands and knees!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

He'd be like, "Get down on your hands and knees!&q...

"And then what if I took
this Fast and Furious poster - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

"And then what if I took this Fast and Furious poster

I found it very silly, but every time
he would say something that spooked me, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

I found it very silly, but every time he would say something...

He'd be like, "If you're bad,
I have to punish you." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

He'd be like, "If you're bad, I have to punis...

[sighs] That did not work out.
I couldn't take it seriously. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

[sighs] That did not work out. I couldn't take it serio...

This new guy, the younger guy, doesn't
make me do anything I don't wanna do. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

This new guy, the younger guy, doesn't make me do anyth...

Uh, I recently sat him down - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

Uh, I recently sat him down

It's a wrap on Reverse Cowgirl
for me personally. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

It's a wrap on Reverse Cowgirl for me personally.

I'm not trying to be lazy,
I just don't think it's sexy anymore. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

I'm not trying to be lazy, I just don't think it&#...

I think it's just more distracting
with my knees going - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

I think it's just more distracting with my knees going

I do believe the joint pop during sex - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

I do believe the joint pop during sex

We can laugh about queefs at this point.
It's not embarrassing, guys love it. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

We can laugh about queefs at this point. It's not embar...

They're like, "Yeah, my dick is so big,
I made that pussy fart, yeah." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

They're like, "Yeah, my dick is so big, I made tha...

There's nothing… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

There's nothing…

You go down, like, "pop-pop."
"Was that the bubble wrap?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

You go down, like, "pop-pop." "Was that the b...

I go down, 20 seconds in, I'm jammed up. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

I go down, 20 seconds in, I'm jammed up.

[laughing] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

They're very sweet, they're very caring,
they want us to have orgasms. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

They're very sweet, they're very caring, they want...

After we had sex, he's like,
"Did you come?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

After we had sex, he's like, "Did you come?"

No, he's very into that,
and he's very into, like, sex toys. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

No, he's very into that, and he's very into, like,...

For Valentine's Day,
he got me a sex toy as my main gift. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

For Valentine's Day, he got me a sex toy as my main gif...

Gives it to me, he's like, "I found
this sex toy for you on Instagram." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

Gives it to me, he's like, "I found this sex toy f...

I was like, "Baby, this is stunning.
We should put this on the coffee table." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

I was like, "Baby, this is stunning. We should put this...

They saved money
because they molded those jelly cocks - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

They saved money because they molded those jelly cocks

They're like… [straining] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

They're like… [straining]

[laughter and applause] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

[laughter and applause]

That's your definition
of "older woman," got it. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

That's your definition of "older woman," got ...

Do you have a life insurance policy
on her or what's, uh… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

Do you have a life insurance policy on her or what's, u...

Her-- he went, "Her job does." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

Her-- he went, "Her job does."

You can't trifle with a woman
in her thirties, you know what I'm saying? - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

You can't trifle with a woman in her thirties, you know...

If you're dating a woman in her thirties,
that's like going to the grocery store - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

If you're dating a woman in her thirties, that's l...

[laughter] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

You don't just go to the grocery store
willy-nilly and decide, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes

You don't just go to the grocery store willy-nilly and ...

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Director: Marcus Raboy

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Genre: comedy

Year: 2022

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ImdbRating: 5.6

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Released: 26 Jul 2022

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