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Any predator that found the kid on their phone
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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

Any predator that found the kidon their phone, they'd walk up and they'd be like,"Eww,...

Any predator that found the kid
on their phone, they'd walk up and they'd be like,
"Eww, never mind, dude." "Those kids are nasty." You cannot argue that kids are not
physically safer than they've ever been

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Any predator that found the kid on their phone,
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they'd walk up and they'd be like, "Eww, never mind, dude."
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"Those kids are nasty."
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You cannot argue that kids are not physically safer than they've ever been.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:24
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Plot under wraps.
When's the last time you saw a kid in a cast? - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
When's the last time you saw a kid in a cast?
We used to spend the first 45 minutes of school signing casts. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
We used to spend the first 45 minutes of school signing cast...
That's how we learned to read and write. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
That's how we learned to read and write.
Half the kids in my grade, they had a cast with a metal bar. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
Half the kids in my grade, they had a cast with a metal bar.
It was a metal rod, it was a metal-- - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
It was a metal rod, it was a metal--
I do feel like the casts were like the first "comments section." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
I do feel like the casts were like the first "comments ...
We'd all write on them, we'd be like, "Hey, love you. Get well soon." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
We'd all write on them, we'd be like, "Hey, l...
[giggles] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
[giggles]
People will be like, "No, Whitney, the kids do get injured - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:23
People will be like, "No, Whitney, the kids do get inju...
They're like, "But sometimes the kids have to wear wrist braces - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:24
They're like, "But sometimes the kids have to wear...
It's called the flying wedge. We played it every day at recess, dude. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
It's called the flying wedge. We played it every day at...
And then the kid with the metal-bar cast, they let him play! - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
And then the kid with the metal-bar cast, they let him play!
[laughter and applause] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:09
[laughter and applause]
I've yet to hear an argument that really convinces me - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
I've yet to hear an argument that really convinces me
They'll be like, "Whitney, it's the social media, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:27
They'll be like, "Whitney, it's the social me...
My mom used to tell me that when the ice-cream truck played music, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
My mom used to tell me that when the ice-cream truck played ...
We got misinformation in the form of lies. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
We got misinformation in the form of lies.
I remember on the way home from school, I'd be like, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:14
I remember on the way home from school, I'd be like,
Be like, "Mom, I wanna go to McDonald's." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:23
Be like, "Mom, I wanna go to McDonald's."
I've just heard every argument, and I feel like it's a little overblown. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
I've just heard every argument, and I feel like it'...