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But this is the first guy I've ever dated
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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

But this is the first guyI've ever dated where I do feel likewe might have kids together,...

But this is the first guy
I've ever dated where I do feel like
we might have kids together, but I also kind of want to make sure,
before we have kids, we do those, like, 23andMe tests
so I know what I'm in for

Full Transcript

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But this is the first guy I've ever dated
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where I do feel like we might have kids together,
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but I also kind of want to make sure, before we have kids,
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we do those, like, 23andMe tests so I know what I'm in for.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:14
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Your kids will be getting into college, so congratulations. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
Your kids will be getting into college, so congratulations.
But no one will let me take that test. They'll be like, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
But no one will let me take that test. They'll be like,
They'll be like, "They're gonna have your phone number and email address." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:23
They'll be like, "They're gonna have your pho...
They were all over people's porches, in bags. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
They were all over people's porches, in bags.
Homeless people would wipe their assholes with your data. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
Homeless people would wipe their assholes with your data.
No one wants your fuckin' data, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
No one wants your fuckin' data,
Everyone in the audience in their twenties is like, "She doesn't get it." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:12
Everyone in the audience in their twenties is like, "Sh...
I have a 25-year-old guy working in my office. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
I have a 25-year-old guy working in my office.
He's like, "I can't email this document." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:19
He's like, "I can't email this...
To a communal tray. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
To a communal tray.
Our encryption, it was something called a "cover page." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:12
Our encryption, it was something called a "cover page.&...
You go to the front of the line, like, "Hey, um, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:22
You go to the front of the line, like, "Hey, um,
"They don't deserve to see this V-neck and this dick." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
"They don't deserve to see this V-neck and this di...
You don't know, you're not sure. That means, "Yes, every 20 seconds." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:13
You don't know, you're not sure. That means, "...
Where is our homie, where is 65? Where is our guy? Did he pass on? - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
Where is our homie, where is 65? Where is our guy? Did he pa...
Okay, there he is. Um… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
Okay, there he is. Um…
Listen, they… watch all the porn on the Internet, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
Listen, they… watch all the porn on the Internet,
Do you have any idea what he had to do when he wanted to see a pair of titties? - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
Do you have any idea what he had to do when he wanted to see...
He had to drive into town. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
He had to drive into town.
He had to look a grown man in the eye - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:12
He had to look a grown man in the eye