"But she's not." "I am happy to lie." "I'm trying to understand what we're doing'cause...
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"But she's not." [laughter and applause] "I am happy to lie." "I'm trying to understand what we're doing
'cause the spelling bee's down the hall." "Maybe we can plié down
to the spelling bee 'cause your kid can't fuckin' read yet 'cause you let her choose
her own classes." "How am I the asshole?" "You're the one that bought lingerie
for your baby." "How am I…?" "I just watched you put mascara
on your toddler in the parking lot." "I feel like we're even." She goes, "Whitney,
you don't understand." "There is an epidemic in this country of girls that define themselves through their appearance
over their intelligence." I was like… "That sounds true."
'cause the spelling bee's down the hall." "Maybe we can plié down
to the spelling bee 'cause your kid can't fuckin' read yet 'cause you let her choose
her own classes." "How am I the asshole?" "You're the one that bought lingerie
for your baby." "How am I…?" "I just watched you put mascara
on your toddler in the parking lot." "I feel like we're even." She goes, "Whitney,
you don't understand." "There is an epidemic in this country of girls that define themselves through their appearance
over their intelligence." I was like… "That sounds true."
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"But she's not."
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[laughter and applause]
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"I am happy to lie."
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"I'm trying to understand what we're doing
'cause the spelling bee's down the hall."
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"Maybe we can plié down
to the spelling bee
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'cause your kid can't fuckin' read yet
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'cause you let her choose
her own classes."
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"How am I the asshole?"
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"You're the one that bought lingerie
for your baby."
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"How am I…?"
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"I just watched you put mascara
on your toddler in the parking lot."
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"I feel like we're even."
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She goes, "Whitney,
you don't understand."
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"There is an epidemic in this country
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of girls that define themselves
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through their appearance
over their intelligence."
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I was like… "That sounds true."
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