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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

"But there's also an epidemic of hot girls who think they're smart." "What are we gonna...

"But there's also an epidemic of hot girls who think they're smart." [laughter and applause] "What are we gonna do about that?" "You can make a difference today." No, I'm always
getting in trouble with her

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"But there's also an epidemic
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of hot girls who think they're smart."
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[laughter and applause]
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"What are we gonna do about that?"
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"You can make a difference today."
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No, I'm always getting in trouble with her.
Duration
21 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:57
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Plot under wraps.
I have very strong feelings about stuff 'cause I love her. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
I have very strong feelings about stuff 'cause I love h...
She's in ballet, and I feel like a toddler in ballet, totally fine, it's cute, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
She's in ballet, and I feel like a toddler in ballet, t...
I basically said to her, "I don't think that toddlers - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:11
I basically said to her, "I don't think that toddl...
I get why ballet was entertaining like 400 years ago, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
I get why ballet was entertaining like 400 years ago,
Imagine trying to sell ballet as a brand-new concept - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
Imagine trying to sell ballet as a brand-new concept
You'd be like, "Hey, I have this idea for a show." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:34
You'd be like, "Hey, I have this idea for a show.&...
They'd be like, "Uhh… I'm sorry, I'm just trying to understand this show." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:17
They'd be like, "Uhh… I'm sorry, I'm jus...
"Sorry, I'm just trying to wrap my head around this idea." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:33
"Sorry, I'm just trying to wrap my head around thi...
"Their pussies fly. They're making the pussies fly." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:13
"Their pussies fly. They're making the pussies fly...
"You know how you blow kisses at people? They just blow their pussies at people." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:15
"You know how you blow kisses at people? They just blow...
Why do the binoculars have one handle bar? - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
Why do the binoculars have one handle bar?
It's called The Nutcracker, you guys! - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
It's called The Nutcracker, you guys!
I love you, Newark, New Jersey! - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
I love you, Newark, New Jersey!
♪ Don't act like that's a disease ♪ - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:21
♪ Don't act like that's a disease ♪
♪ Because you're looking In the mirror… ♪ - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
♪ Because you're looking In the mirror… ♪
♪ 'Cause maybe, maybe, maybe We're just the same ♪ - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:15
♪ 'Cause maybe, maybe, maybe We're just the same ♪...
♪ Hoping just to share Some laughs… ♪ - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
♪ Hoping just to share Some laughs… ♪
[cheering] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:14
[cheering]
[laughs] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:21
[laughs]
What's up, Des Moines, Iowa?! - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
What's up, Des Moines, Iowa?!