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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

It kind of ruined our plansto put sparklers in our butts later that night

[cheering and applause] It kind of ruined our plans
to put sparklers in our butts later that night

Full Transcript

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[cheering and applause]
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It kind of ruined our plans to put sparklers in our butts
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later that night.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:26
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Plot under wraps.
[giggles] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
[giggles]
They're like, "Whitney, it's also about, like, the phones." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:20
They're like, "Whitney, it's also about, like...
The teachers were in the corner like, "Aaah!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
The teachers were in the corner like, "Aaah!"
Any predator that found the kid on their phone, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:13
Any predator that found the kid on their phone,
When's the last time you saw a kid in a cast? - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
When's the last time you saw a kid in a cast?
We used to spend the first 45 minutes of school signing casts. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
We used to spend the first 45 minutes of school signing cast...
That's how we learned to read and write. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
That's how we learned to read and write.
Half the kids in my grade, they had a cast with a metal bar. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
Half the kids in my grade, they had a cast with a metal bar.
It was a metal rod, it was a metal-- - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
It was a metal rod, it was a metal--
I do feel like the casts were like the first "comments section." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
I do feel like the casts were like the first "comments ...
We'd all write on them, we'd be like, "Hey, love you. Get well soon." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
We'd all write on them, we'd be like, "Hey, l...
[giggles] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
[giggles]
People will be like, "No, Whitney, the kids do get injured - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:23
People will be like, "No, Whitney, the kids do get inju...
They're like, "But sometimes the kids have to wear wrist braces - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:24
They're like, "But sometimes the kids have to wear...
It's called the flying wedge. We played it every day at recess, dude. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
It's called the flying wedge. We played it every day at...
And then the kid with the metal-bar cast, they let him play! - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
And then the kid with the metal-bar cast, they let him play!
[laughter and applause] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:09
[laughter and applause]
I've yet to hear an argument that really convinces me - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
I've yet to hear an argument that really convinces me
They'll be like, "Whitney, it's the social media, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:27
They'll be like, "Whitney, it's the social me...
My mom used to tell me that when the ice-cream truck played music, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
My mom used to tell me that when the ice-cream truck played ...