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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

Eventually we'd find a pay phone, and you'd have to pray that your momwould take a collect...

Eventually we'd find a pay phone, and you'd have to pray that your mom
would take a collect call

Full Transcript

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Eventually we'd find a pay phone,
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and you'd have to pray that your mom would take a collect call.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:22
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Plot under wraps.
You call your mom and you'd be like, "You have a collect call from--" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:14
You call your mom and you'd be like, "You have a c...
It's wild to think about because even when our parents were with us, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
It's wild to think about because even when our parents ...
My mom used to take me to birthday parties every Sunday, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
My mom used to take me to birthday parties every Sunday,
[laughter] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
[laughter]
And I remember, even as a kid, I always thought that shit was sketchy. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
And I remember, even as a kid, I always thought that shit wa...
I was like, "I'm just a kid and I don't know anything about math, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:16
I was like, "I'm just a kid and I don't know ...
There was always that bully kid who was, like, hiding in the corner - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:09
There was always that bully kid who was, like, hiding in the...
He knew all the soft spots, he knew how to bounce, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
He knew all the soft spots, he knew how to bounce,
You would come in there, you'd be like, "I'm on the moon!" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
You would come in there, you'd be like, "I'm ...
Boom! Bounce you into the air, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:15
Boom! Bounce you into the air,
I'm not a mother, but I am a godmother. Is anyone a godparent? - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
I'm not a mother, but I am a godmother. Is anyone a god...
You fall in love with this child and you have no authority over them at all. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
You fall in love with this child and you have no authority o...
I got all this organic, like, food, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
I got all this organic, like, food,
And, uh, she comes over, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:15
And, uh, she comes over,
Um… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
Um…
But then I got some other fuckin' almond butter thing - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:19
But then I got some other fuckin' almond butter thing
They brought me water, I was like, "Eww, what's this clear shit?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:18
They brought me water, I was like, "Eww, what's th...
There's all this new stuff you have to, like, know about, - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
There's all this new stuff you have to, like, know abou...
I'm like, I have to go to the recital for that 'cause there's nothing cuter - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:08
I'm like, I have to go to the recital for that 'ca...
Just saying. And then… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
Just saying. And then…