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Whitney Cummings: Jokes

He'd be like,"Get down on your hands and knees!" And I'll be like, "Mm! Okay." "Hmm!"...

He'd be like,
"Get down on your hands and knees!" And I'll be like, "Mm! Okay." "Hmm!" "Hmm… and while I'm down here, what if I took off those Birkenstocks… mmm… and put them in the trash?" "Ooh, I am so submissive."

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He'd be like, "Get down on your hands and knees!"
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And I'll be like, "Mm! Okay."
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"Hmm!"
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"Hmm… and while I'm down here,
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what if I took off those Birkenstocks…
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mmm…
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and put them in the trash?"
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"Ooh, I am so submissive."
Duration
20 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:45
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Plot under wraps.
"And then what if I took this Fast and Furious poster - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:30
"And then what if I took this Fast and Furious poster
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I found it very silly, but every time he would say something...
He'd be like, "If you're bad, I have to punish you." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:27
He'd be like, "If you're bad, I have to punis...
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[sighs] That did not work out. I couldn't take it serio...
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This new guy, the younger guy, doesn't make me do anyth...
Uh, I recently sat him down - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
Uh, I recently sat him down
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It's a wrap on Reverse Cowgirl for me personally.
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I'm not trying to be lazy, I just don't think it&#...
I think it's just more distracting with my knees going - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:07
I think it's just more distracting with my knees going
I do believe the joint pop during sex - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
I do believe the joint pop during sex
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We can laugh about queefs at this point. It's not embar...
They're like, "Yeah, my dick is so big, I made that pussy fart, yeah." - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:10
They're like, "Yeah, my dick is so big, I made tha...
There's nothing… - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
There's nothing…
You go down, like, "pop-pop." "Was that the bubble wrap?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:12
You go down, like, "pop-pop." "Was that the b...
I go down, 20 seconds in, I'm jammed up. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
I go down, 20 seconds in, I'm jammed up.
[laughing] - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:06
[laughing]
They're very sweet, they're very caring, they want us to have orgasms. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
They're very sweet, they're very caring, they want...
After we had sex, he's like, "Did you come?" - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:21
After we had sex, he's like, "Did you come?"
No, he's very into that, and he's very into, like, sex toys. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:05
No, he's very into that, and he's very into, like,...
For Valentine's Day, he got me a sex toy as my main gift. - Whitney Cummings: Jokes 00:04
For Valentine's Day, he got me a sex toy as my main gif...